Shorter conservatives: me, me, me.

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tumblr staff have...

STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! stop trying to make crab day or whatever else happen. paying for stuff from the shop is rewarding them for ignoring the userbase continuously and doing things the majority don't want, even if the things they're doing and allowing can cause actual deaths. staff shouldn't be praised and get profit for ignoring their users in exchange for trying to turn tumblr into twitter 2 ft. tiktok. at this point i don't even care for "staff are people 🥺 be nice" arguments, because even when people are being very polite in feedback, they're perfectly fine ignoring it in exchange for implementing changes nobody wants or asked for, all because new users may like it more (and forget anyone who's used the site for years, apparently).

leave bad reviews. don't buy things from the shop. send feedback, even if they never reply. email them and @ the staff, send asks to the wip blog. don't just blindly buy into "we need to support the site, buy xyz shop product", they don't deserve more money for giving a worse product.

every time tumblr live appears on my dash again i see the same bitch streaming, blocked on sight i hope you lose all the money you're making from this on a catfishing scam <3

HIM! 🏋🏽

Alex by mkun_art

“AI can help fix the climate crisis, cure cancer and abolish world hunger!” Ok go do that instead of stealing art.

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

Ihatethepolice1

please answer honestly, or simply hit show results. if there's interest, i can make one for illusions as well. If there's any confusion on terminology, let me know and I'll be happy to explain.

reblogs to increase sample size are appreciated, but nobody is under any pressure to reblog this.

this is so funny

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

I forgot that the cat can hear shit

"Little latin boy in drag, why are you crying?" had more cultural impact than the entire bible

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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

And now it is :)

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.