“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt
the struggles of the zillennials
flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me
the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”
hey
hey
Okay no, you know what?
Fantastic job everyone
Additionally, if you have a uterus and ovaries, there is a small pouch of fat that sits in your low belly in front of those organs to protect them. It is supposed to be there and trying to get rid of it is damaging and unhealthy. So anyone claiming having a completely ‘flat’ tummy is the pinnacle of health is also wrong.
The fatphobes who whined about this post disgust me.
you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????
How u make her go fast ! What is she running from
her past
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy
5 inch heels in the snow !!!! are your ankles gonna snap if you step on a patch of ice? DA! is it worth the risk for Fashion? DA!
the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil
what does Quil do
All the time all the time
Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:
-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
