I'm being oppressed
Hello Mr. Gaiman! Just wanted to let you know that the reason why I (and maybe others) would never think Miss Spink and Miss Forcible are a couple is because I read Coraline in italian, and I realized only now that the first thing Miss Spink says is they are sisters... Does she says so in the original version? Or is it something the Italian translator/editor/someone added? It's quite frustrating not knowing if what I'm reading is what the author actually meant... Anyway thank you for everything
It's something that the translator would have added, I'm afraid.
Italians have an excuse.
yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.
i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters
and with your help, it can become a reality
what hath i wrought
So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???
Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it
This garbage is now mine.
Gonna get my holes filled at 9am on a Thursday morning 😌
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