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I think its time for a few more changes

@shpider

I'm C. 20+ Cringe is dead. Please have low expectations. Become as gods. Mobile exclusive. He/They.

Hello Mr. Gaiman! Just wanted to let you know that the reason why I (and maybe others) would never think Miss Spink and Miss Forcible are a couple is because I read Coraline in italian, and I realized only now that the first thing Miss Spink says is they are sisters... Does she says so in the original version? Or is it something the Italian translator/editor/someone added? It's quite frustrating not knowing if what I'm reading is what the author actually meant... Anyway thank you for everything

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It's something that the translator would have added, I'm afraid.

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Italians have an excuse.

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???

Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it

This garbage is now mine.

When you're reading a fic that's just so good you just have to sit back and think

When you’re watching a show you’ve just read a really good fic about and you just have to sit back and think

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I kept the error message for posterity lol

So far this seems to mean "every tweet you scroll past counts as reading it" so it means that the entire thing is breaking down for you within minutes

Phony Stark literally strangling it to death

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Oh this'd do it