no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

relatable

lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit

My day.

meow

Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*

Literally goes from guard dog to puppy in less than 3 seconds

This is damn cute.

Life goals tbh

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED