Cause I’m Her Kinda Girl…And She’s My Kinda Boy

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

> The Jerusalem Post

> Americans

You might wanna double check that one, just saying.

NASA is an American organisation even when foreign journalists report on them

NASA is calling it 34 meters, because NASA uses the metric system.

This article is by an Israeli journalist who apparently really likes borzois, and spends half the article infodumping about them.

I used to be in a creative writing group with the guy and I promise you this is absolutely normal for him.

Quite possibly the funniest thing you could have added to this post.

For anyone suffering from anxiety, the asteroid passed Earth on March 18, 2023.

“Holy shit! I followed this person back in the day on LiveJournal!”

-an actual thing I said about a tumblr interaction in 2023.

Tumblr :

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

apparently this is not common knowledge among punk diy sewists but if you’re sewing patches / doing any sewing that requires pushing a needle through multiple layers of fabric, use a needle grip. they’re little rubber things that have excellent grip on the metal needle so you don’t have to pinch the needle as hard. you will save your fingers soooo much unnecessary pain.

there’s two main types. the basic type is just a little circle of rubber that you fold around your needle, and the fancier type is a little rubber cap for your fingertips. they’re very cheap, under five bucks for the fancier kind and less for the basic, and they last forever. you can buy nice ones from your local craft store or steal them from the quilting section walmart idc. if you’re in a pinch (pun intended) and can’t go out, if you have a non-slip mat under a rug, cut off a little corner and that will work decently. please treat your fingers kindly <3

The divorce was not Han’s fault. A couple can’t survive their kid becoming a genocidal fascist. I would also be put off if my kid decided to join the life path of my wife’s fascist dad. If I was married.

Did they actually get divorced even? Or was Han like “I’m taking some time to digest the fact your brother tried to kill our kid and our kid decided to go down the life path of your dad who brutally tortured me. Still love you though. Bye.”

It’s not Leia’s fault but at the same time. Those child murdering generics didn’t come from the Solo side of the family.

“Ben, I just want to tell you that I love your mother very much and the divorce is 100% without a doubt absolutely your fault.”

Blooming Lavender Socks pattern by Stone Knits

Indigenous Horror Films

hey guys, these are my genderbend designs for my chemical romance :) this is an au where they are an all girl band (if you couldn't tell already lol). i'm really proud of these designs and i think they really get across the idea that these are women. if you can't tell which is which, i labeled them with their girl names! btw if you want to draw any of my designs, feel free to! please just tag me so that i can see. thanks!

haircuts matching face shapes is a lie it's not real. it's made up

"i can't have short hair it won't look good with my face shape :(" yes you can and yes it will. that's not real

My name is Grizzle Hardwire, cyber detective and/or spacer. I walk through the rain slicked streets of downtown Neo Hampshire, neon outlined holos of Pleasure Techs beckoning me into a hotel. Four of them are topless women, but ones a guy cuz like, its the future and theres gay guys probably. But just one cuz like, not too many. And not me, im the protagonist.

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

New copypasta just dropped

Same guy

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

Edited down compilation of Gerard splattering red paint on his wall and attempting to clean it up

same person who dressed slutty at Firefly music festival

jamie_zella

ummm.no

doom yourself before the narrative does

#sabotage = self control (via @isthatovid)