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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

Everyone should read this.

Reading the entire article made me sick to my stomach.

These Israelis are incredibly deranged and evil. They’re real life monsters. Demons.

Palestinians have been enduring them for 76 whole years.

full article

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

maybe even harder to understand than the logistics of mailing DVDs was the sheer selection available. streaming licensing models and all that shit wasn't yet a thing, so if something physically existed on DVD, netflix had it. and it would be at your house within two days. and there weren't any late fees, just a limit on how many you could have at once. my god

i'm far from being one to say "everything was better when i was that age," but it was genuinely a wonderful thing about being a teen in the early 00s. i watched hundreds of movies and tv shows during that time, many of which aren't available to stream from a "legitimate" platform now, and developed such a far-reaching appreciation for those art forms. this was also a big time for independent movies, and there was so much obscure shit i'd read about on some person's wordpress site and immediately grab from netflix and get my world rocked

on the other hand we had low-rise jeans and you couldn't really be gay in public. but netflix was good

@cerusee (and everyone else mourning the loss of old Netflix) you may be in luck! Scarecrow Video in Seattle is still doing this and they have a pretty amazing selection. They are in need of support, so it's a great time to check them out if it's something you're interested in!

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

I think Jayce would be no.1 Jayce hater

Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

they've never had sex

meme time

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔

When one of your parents has superhearing practicing a stealth mission (hide and seek) becomes hard

I’m finally back!! I’ve been out for at least 3 weeks since I had to finish my winter finals.

It wasn’t a fun time.

But I’m free now! :D and also I wanted to thank you for how well received my dc fanart has been 💕

fighting demons

me when i spend a long time drawing something that really does not look good at all and is honestly too ugly to want to share with anybody but i still recognize that it was worth the time and effort because i still gained practice and experience from it that will contribute toward improving my skills

[ID: a doodle of a person slumped over a drawing of a flower, giving a thumbs up with big wet eyes and a pained expression.]