put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG
SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species
When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me
?? hoW in th e fuk ???
the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
if you’re gay, you’re doing GREAT and i will die for you
if you’re a lesbian, you’re doing AMAZING and i will kill for you
if you’re bisexual, you’re doing SPECTACULARLY and i will fight for you
if you’re pansexual, you’re doing WONDERFULLY and i will guide you on your journey
if you’re transgender, you’re doing GLORIOUSLY and i will climb a mountain for you
if you’re asexual or aromantic, you’re doing INCREDIBLY and i will walk through fire for you
if you’re nonbinary, you’re doing BEAUTIFULLY and i will defend your honour
if you’re queer or questioning, you’re doing EXCEPTIONALLY and i will protect you
i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
so who’s kissing me on new years? no one? that’s what i thought
And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:
Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.
Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.
Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:
(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)
So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky.
11 (ELEVEN) SECONDS FUCK THE WHAT THIS IS NOT GETTING ENOUGH COVERAGE. i should have had that information before now
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Merry Christmas Adam everyone
I fell in love with you, long before I knew.