abandoned clay pit in the middle of the wilderness open 24 hours
cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy
painkiller is such a metal fucking word. pain. killer. so badass.
sword called “painkiller” because. yeah. if you think about it
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
*looks at tiktok username* checks out
this was supposed to be a feeder but now its a baby hangout
Me, reblogging from anyone I don't follow: I'm introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals' dashes stronger and healthier.
Me reblogging old posts: I am reintroducing historical species into the gene pool to hybridize with the dashboard equivalent of pugs, making them stronger and healthier.
Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.
Anonymous asked:
If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?
what if the world was made of pudding
