INTRO POST FOR MOBILE

NOTE: changed my url from girlbosssalem to shortkingvi, so if you’re wondering who i am, look no further!

i have been putting off making this because i am lazy but i figure i should

FAQ:

how tall are you?

5’4”

can i ask for advice about ______?

sure. don’t expect good advice though 😬

can i dm you?

yeah but i probably won’t answer unless we’re mutuals. i get a lot of dms

why don’t you like *media product*? i do!

because it sucks. and i’m not you. amen.

you’re canadian?!

yes!

OTHER LINKS:

about page (very outdated! be aware of that!)

my face

sometimes i post muscle pics

original posts

my ao3

shortkingvi's fic hall of fame

anyways hi! if you’re new or don’t really know me, come say what’s up :)

my mom standing in the living room dancing to the glee michael medley in the season 3 sectionals episode like,,,,,, mother this is when they killed my beautiful beautiful troubletones, we do NOT stan

wild how 8 years ago i would go to bed crying and praying to god to die so i wouldn’t have to be gay and disappoint my family and now i’m just like… happy. content. gay… it really does get better dude

bby boy says hello

it is time! for a haircut!

uh oh! we r getting into sad closet case santana territory!!! i always have a hard time w this and then my mom inevitably wants me to open up about things i’ve never told anyone!!! uh oh!!

“so here’s what you missed on glee…” bitch literally NOTHING i’ve watched a season and a half in 5 days

my lactose intolerance vs new york cherry cheesecake ice cream… who will win

world is ruined right now… i was just watching a clip of kate mckinnon that popped up on my insta explore and i’m having to grapple with the fact that the little two fingered salute i do is something i think i unconsciously picked up from watching her interviews constantly as a teenager…. is nothing sacred and unique to me… wtf