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A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:

and then. and THEN. I may consider:

when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

why do so many teenagers follow me. you know i do drugs right.

advice for teens: don't do drugs and drive, don't do drugs with people that don't care about you or people you feel responsible for, don't do drugs for the first time in public, and don't do drugs for the first time alone. also tbh i would recommend not doing anything stronger than weed or alcohol until you're above the age of 18. also nicotine isn't as good as you think it is. addiction is real and seek help if you find yourself leaning on a substance to clear your head/relax more than, like, twice per week. stay safe.

telling teens not to do drugs doesn't work. practical advice like this is so important.

In addition to "don't do drugs for the first time alone", preferably do it with somebody who stays sober and who has experience with what you're taking.

If you do dabble in hard drugs at any point (preferably after you're 26 and your brain is finished developing): Always test your drugs before using them. Even after testing them, keep a couple of narcan/Naloxone kits handy (it sometimes takes more than one dose to reverse an overdose). You can usually get them at pharmacies. Research the drugs you're using so you know what effects to expect and what abnormal side effects to look out for (you can simply Google this, but I suggest searching reddit for detailed personal accounts). Do the drugs with someone that you trust, but also let someone else that you trust know about what you're doing and ask them to check in later to make sure everything is okay. Try to consume the drugs in the safest way possible (i.e., smoking/snorting rather than injecting) and measure how much you use per dose if you can. Don't share paraphernalia (pipes, straws, etc) even if you know the person. Research how the drugs might interact with any medications you take (drugs.com has a good interaction checker). Drink lots of fluids, regardless of what drugs you're doing. Try not to mix multiple types of drugs as that can lead to life-threatening interactions and/or increase your risk for overdose. If something feels off, flush the remaining drugs and call emergency services. Don't worry about getting into trouble for being high. EMTs aren't cops, and the most they'll do is give you a lecture while they help (or laugh at you, honestly). Try not to use for multiple days in a row without resting in between. And always make sure that you're using in a safe, familiar environment.

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My job on the commune is to execute evil wizards with my enchanted blade.

hi buddy

cool blade you got there what’s it for

Well this is awkward

So get this

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

Wet beast Wednesday

Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.

They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.

The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.

Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home

Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth

It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.

I blocked 6 bots today! Reblog with your daily count!

11, including this magnificent specimen:

It’s really only the icon that gives that one away

He's a little dumb but that's okay

The steps to finding true love:

That’s how relationships work. 

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Forever remember none pizza with left beef

bro just add some green onion to that rice dish you’ll be ok. bro? you don’t have any green onion? oh don’t worry bro I saved the butts of my green onions and left them in a cup of water in my sunny kitchen window for a week, and now they are tall and luscious again because growth is inevitable. Here, you can have them bro. I love you.

constantly needing to express my undying love and affection to my friends

i just love them so much okay they are such great people. reblog if you also constantly need to tell your friends how much you love them

platonic love is fantastic big shoutout to platonic love