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shortcake1233

@shortcake1233

Just weird stuff that pops into my brain or happens to me in real life. I also make collages and write fanfics. 21.Twitter: twitter.com/shortcake1233

I saw a video with the title ‘Arthur looking at Gwen’ and then it was just a lot of clips of Arthur looking hella in love.. and then at the end it said -sike all those clips were him looking at Merlin…

And I love that

im fucking devastated. all aziraphale wants is to be with crowley. he's always thinking about them in collective terms now. we carved it out for ourselves. our bookshop. our car. there's no him without crowley anymore. he has spent six thousand years running away and telling himself there's no "their side" that he can't get too close always holding crowley at arm's length but the second doesn't need to fool himself anymore literally all he wants is to share his life with crowley. jesus fucking christ man

crowley better than me bc if I was in love with somebody since the beginning of creation and they said "you go too fast for me" in 1967 I would have killed myself

i've only been in the good omens fandom a couple weeks and i love it, it's one of the most non toxic large fandoms i've been in but some of you really need to learn the actual definition of queerbaiting

In the synopsis why is Aziraphale 'renegade angel' and Crowley 'retired demon'. Did the demons think 'renegade' was too cool as a title? Does Crowley even have a (human) job to retire from? Personally I like the idea that Aziraphale has changed absolutely nothing about his life, and is going around granting miracles, an absolute overachiever, doing more than any other field agent, while Crowley just. Claimed his pension and went to take a nap.

Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?
Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason*  So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.
Jason: Thanks.
Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.
Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*
Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.
Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*
Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*
Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

"you learn something new every day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person learns 0 new things per day. Autism Georg, who lives at home & learns over 100,000 facts each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

one of my favorite things about ofmd really is the fact that stede finding himself suddenly surrounded by people who (reluctantly) like having him around is just as important as the fact that he falls in love for the first time. like, he grew up being essentially tortured by other kids and then entered a loveless marriage with a woman who could never understand him—and because no one ever had, he wasn’t willing to even try to help her.

enter the revenge and the crew and edward fucking teach, and suddenly we have this man who’s never known the feeling of being valued and he’s in this position of being loved and cared for. no one’s ever wanted him around or listened to what he has to say and suddenly, there’s this beautiful and important man who thinks he’s interesting and funny and cool, and there’s this crew of misfits who have reluctantly agreed that they do like their captain, and that’s more people on one ship who care for stede bonnet than in the rest of his life combined.

and the first time he actually realizes that: