Ace of All Trades

ontario freaks me out bc people will live in houses in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nothing but fields for miles. like are you good

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

Keep seeing posts in solidarity with the WGA strike that say things like “no one cares about your favorite shows” and “fuck your tv show. I hope it gets canceled” and while I understand and agree with the underlying sentiment, which is clearly “Real people are more important than fictional ones, you dipshit” I don’t like the framing because, well, it feels shitty to dismiss the importance of the work made by the workers we’re trying to defend.

No one cares about your favorite shows more than the writers do.

No one understands the power and importance of tv and film more than the writers who created them.

No one loves tv, movies, games, and stories more than the people who fought tooth and nail in an incredibly competitive and underpaid profession for the chance to be part of it.

They know it’s important. They know it changes lives. They know it can be more than just a story, more than just a bit of entertainment. They’ve loved and respected this medium, continue to love and respect this medium, more than you ever will.

The person who wants a show to get canceled the least is the writer who poured their everything into making it good.

TV and movies are great, actually, and you are not wrong to be invested and care about them. That’s what the writers gave you. That’s what the writers wanted when they wrote it. That’s why they wrote it.

Which is why we respect them when they make the call that this strike and its demands are worth risking it.

The people on that picket line do not want their shows canceled. They want to keep writing them. They can’t, not under the current conditions.

So we accept the risk with them and support them.

But I don’t want to berate the power and importance of their work, the value they put into it and the love they have for it, in the same breath that I am defending their strike. Worthy shows will likely get canceled or derailed and that will be a tragedy worth mourning. The writers know that better than anyone.

So when they say something else is even more important, we listen. And when your favorite show gets ruined, you make sure your fully justified anger and grief is pointed in the right direction - at the CEOs who killed it.

A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"

@spitblaze

I am trying but they are so fast and crafty

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merry ides of march

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

Alright so we still got 3 weeks before they are taking cookie orders on March 1st. Don't forget to sign up via email so you can get a reminder. 😁🍪

beautiful bedrooms in ikea's 1996 catalogue

Some historical clothing enthusiasts who AREN'T White because I'm sick of seeing White girls in 19th century clothes:

Honorable mention: Snappydragon not a person of color, but she is Jewish & focuses on European historical fashion & Jewish historical fashion (including time periods the Jewish population would not be considered "White")

letterkenny is a gift to the world

[ID. A 22 second clip from Letterkenny. Darry, standing in front of a whiteboard and presenting to a group of teens, says, “So, there you see. To fix essential services in a person’s home or business you need to learn a skilled trade. That way you’ll always have work and you’ll always stay busy.” One of the teenagers replies, “This is so gay, and the entire main adult cast, gathered opposite the teenagers, instantly erupt in displeasure. All of them start by shouting, "Oh!” and then dissolve into different, overlapping lectures directed at the teens. Notably, Gail starts punching the air, Stuart first covers Roald’s ears and then hugs him when he starts to cry, and Katy gestures emphatically at the two of them as she rages. End ID.]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749

came across this sentence today and now i know what he meant

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and reblog after voting thanx

My audio posts keep blowing up so here’s a compilation of some of my favourite clips.