microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

The three most prettiest girls you will EVER meet

her too. thank you

okay now i can kind of understand why people were freaking out about that train motion picture in like the late 1800s

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

サンキューホワイトデー

Hey @staff? :) H E L P ((Shoutout to my Patrons for supporting this animated sh*tpost!))

found a galaxy in a fishtank

It needs to be a game of pure chance. No skill whatsoever, so there's even odds of my victory.

I challenge the Grim Reaper to Candyland.

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

When I was a kid I was talking to my psychiatrist with my dad and I mentioned some stuff and he went "let me get an ADHD questionnaire" and Dad was like "I mean, that's all normal stuff for me" and he went "okay, let me get two ADHD questionnaires".

We both forgot to fill them out.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

As a young librarian, I started trying to figure out why more young people aren't ever coming in; 90% of our demographic are the elderly and parents of children, and the rest are a rough mix of the kids and teenagers who come in just for school projects. As a result, I've been attempting different ways to get the Youth TM to come into libraries, but first I wanted to see why they don't come in. Please reblog to get this poll out to more people! <3

They also usually have free wifi. One of the few places you can use the wifi without being expected to buy something.

I seriously blame the environmental movement of the 70s-90s and it’s framing of the issue around nature as this delicate thing we need to protect because it’s precious and pretty, and not around “hey, you want mass famines and water-wars!? Because this is how you inflict mass famines and water-wars on humanity.”

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

As always, reblogs help get a stronger sample size!

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

We let him hit cause he's peculiar

Mechanical Slut