Claw, Claw, Bite

Is there a polite way to tell a student to take it easy on the thesaurus? 

alleviate your compulsion to lunge for the tome

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

FUCK I did not remember the 21st night of September. Releasing some Arveyns from like May. Since it is his birthday. The 21st of Hearthfire.

sorry buddy.

"Just the kid next door..."

I'm gently asking all the Mechs editors, where is my Doc Carmilla edit to "lesbian vampyres from outer space"??? I'll sell you my soul for it

THIS THIS THIS

and my feeling about that is.... i think they should have kissed

They’re vibing

"It was called the Skeleton War. It used to be really big around here during Halloween."

she's just so romantic........

where have all these jugglers come from

is anyone else getting these gifs

doodles from the anniversary stream heh

Idk if anyone has already said this yet but I absolutely headcanon that Alice has a massive collection of those cursed fish caps btw-

like I'm talking these bad boys:

Tell me I'm wrong lmao

☀️🌙 we need more scielune i feel like there is not enough 🤸

kofi

LMAOOOOOO

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

she has been practicing since she was very young

love these two photos because it makes it very clear she always has this initial reaction to the dog every time she sees her. a creature she has known for most of her life. instant Halloween decoration mode.

that's a cat ✅️

thank you for informing me, she was briefly incorrectly identified as a spider

pov: youre carol holiday

shoutout to @gizmodotchr for tjis masterpiece of a quote

also these freaks i guess