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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

i thot this was from evangelion

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

this meme transplant in particular reminds me of weegee for some reason. i think it's the dead eyes.

Why is it that the buzz around the Central World Kitchen massacre lasted so long it practically drowned out everything else, but the ongoing, daily attacks on the Palestine Red Crescent Society don’t get any coverage? Israeli settlers have not stopped at Ramallah, the attack from a few days ago that injured multiple Palestinians; now they’ve moved on to al-Mughayir, a village near it, and the injuries coming out of that are equally barbaric. But it’s not just normal individuals they’re attacking—they’re opening fire on paramedics trying to reach those wounded too.

Like I don’t think it’s being properly reported just how frequent these attacks are. I feel like mainstream media is in a lull right now, where you don’t see much coverage about IOF attacks on residential areas—but they are still absolutely happening, and they are happening every single day. Two dead from an attack in central Gaza, IOF attacks on the PRCS this morning in al-Far’a, literally assaulting a volunteer paramedic before releasing him, and now allowing Israelis to continue attacking ambulances trying to attend to Palestinians after village raids. And this came in light of Biden’s shock and awe speech about protecting aid workers. It’s revolting.

In the West Bank, 4 different villages are being attacked and burned per day by mobs of armed zionazi settlers, according to a reporter on the ground (I'll be posting the video later when I manage to clear storage). The 'civilians', armed by the state, creating pogroms and lynch mobs, cannot be given the benefit of the doubt. A colonial society at its core is a militarized and violent one. What is stolen by violence from its rightful owners can only be retained by maintaining that violence. Now they feel their control over Palestinians and our land slipping. So they're going all out. This won't go on for much longer. This is in fact a sign they're losing.

@mooroficirrus

Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White

You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!

hey girl just a heads up. i was talking to your boyfriend and he called the character exclusively referred to by their last name by their first name

#edgeworth is so edgeworth that even his father would have to be like

#'please. edgeworth is my son. call me gregory'

#that's how it'd be if he were like. alive

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #when people call edgeworth miles. #do you think youre on a first name basis with the man? #i dont think hes on one with himself /End ID]

when complaining about yaoi you need to perform what's known as the william shatner test before posting whatever it is you want to say

"the dungeon meshi yaoi annoys me because it seems like an excuse to deliberately ignore the canon lesbian pairing that is essential to the plot" ✅ PASSED (William shatner would not say this)

"why does EVERYTHING have to be gay? why cant men just be friends without having disgusting gay butt sex all the time?" ❌ FAILED (William shatner WOULD say this)

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

another one of those posts I reblog all the time! partly for the fun video, and partly because I really like this art.

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from "they're literally just standing next to each other" to "deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!" to "yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward." we're all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

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little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world

"why did you follow prev" because we're bound in blood for the next eight hundred years. next question