when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

also I get that joking about russia making memes illegal is hilarious but also like maybe think for 5 minutes about how the russian government is eroding the free speech rights of its citizens and moving towards scary state censorship

also how the Russian government is employing the same tactics as North Korea; react ridiculously to harmless teasing so the world thinks of you as a cartoon caricature of a disctatorship and pays no attention to the actual horrific human right violations that are going on every single day. we’re literally playing right into their hands by making a joke of this.

!

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

i might as well apologise for the future too

Tell em boo!

The hell what is going on

Wtf

I will fight that person

yes they need to be checked dont ever try to put kylie fake ass on no level of beyonce  

I just tweeted it and I figure I should also post it here. 

This website literally GRADES YOUR ESSAYS. You can choose your grade level, if you’re using American or British english, what type of paper it is (essay, short story, biography…), and it even checks for plagiarism. THEN once it’s grading your essay, it shows you grammatical errors, suggestions for better sentence structure, and a lot of other things. Reblog to save a life. 

straight boys be like

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

Please call the fire department. We are stuck.

me, a professor: the reason i didn’t grade your papers yet, for those of you who dont check my snap story, is because i was at a nicki concert 

RIP to all the names that are gorgeous in their native languages but are butchered in english.

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental condition, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

luke singing lose yourself gets my panties soaking wet

luke singing lose yourself gets my pussy soaking wet

me: babe im going to go catch some squid gf: but u dont have a net?? me: im gonna catch them with my bare hands me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง くコ:彡

Like for Red Team, Reblog for Blue Team

I’m writing an article about the never ending feud in the Red vs Blue fandom and I need some numbers! Your part is simple:

Like for Red

Reblog for Blue

you've heard of manic pixie dream girl, now get ready for

depressive ogre nightmare man

no shade but who cares about Ed Sheran

Fears (via lairwite)

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

This sounds fun as shit. 

#this happened in on of my classes#almost every day#one time the last guy without the hand on his ear realized they were going to tackle him#so he slipped into his car and tried to drive away#but the guys#lITERALLY TACKLED THE CAR#ONE DUDE LUNGED ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS HE DROVE OFF#in the distance you could hear MISTER PRESIDENT NOOOO (x)

Guys cheekyfrank eggylokingthign

stop telling people to respect all opinions 

because guess what:

if your opinion dehumanizes people, if it’s sexist or racist or ableist or transphobic or homophobic, then it does not deserve respect and neither do you