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Two years later n same lil nympho same

Kim, Kanye and North in Miami, FL 

bitch… beyoncé is so smart… she KNEW that most people would be using their tidal trial to listen to kanye or rih’s albums so she waited until those trials would be over to release lemonade so we’d all pay for a month of tidal to listen and then THE NEXT NIGHT IS RELEASING IT ON ITUNES SO WE’D ALL PAY $20 FOR IT ON THERE

I fucking hate her

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

LMAOOO

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

LMAOOOOO it got better

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

Yesssss

It just keeps getting better 😂

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But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

Wait this made me laugh

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

Oh god 😂😂😂

Originally posted by cratermania

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

^^^ really tho lol

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

Omg

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

Now i can reblog it

LMAOO

Even better …. Keep adding on

lmao omg

when someone says something about your fav but it’s kinda true

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now