Super Funny Comedy Club (not busy)

I went to the Super Funny Comedy Club and no one there knew you (there was no one there)

William Mapan (French, b. 1988, based Paris, France) - Anticyclone series, Paintings: Digital Art

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

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I will never forget that one time I was talking to some asshole who took his longhaired guinea pigs to shows and he never cut their hair so it was always dragging 2/3 inches below their feet. and I was like hey that's not safe the pig has to be able to move properly plus to upkeep that level of cleanliness you have to bathe them an unsafe amount. so he was like "oh so you know how to cut a guinea pig's hair, then?" and not realizing he was being a sarcastic fuckknuckle i gave a 2 paragraph response of how exactly to give a haircut to a long haired piggie

The door of the Institut Océanographique in Paris, France, features a striking octopus sculpture.

@cloudselkie

A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto’s Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.

Four years later to the date, it returned.

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

bug pants 🐛 🐞 🪲 size 30, block printed with laurv

Alarm cock is this anything

they call it a rooster i think

truly the wildest thing about all the Bridgerton discourse about "is Nicola Coughlan too FAT to be a convincing love interest???" is that in many ways she actually looks better in the period costumes than her thinner counterparts because she has the figure to really fill them out. those dresses are incredibly flattering on larger bodies because they emphasise the bust and cleavage whilst creating a very elegant silhouette. there's something unintentionally hilarious about hearing pearl-clutching in the distance over "idk is this FAT WOMAN sexy enough to be believable as an object of lust??" whilst Penelope Featherington's majestic heaving bosoms are almost spilling out of her dress in a category 5 titty event. if anything she's too sexy. they had to spend the first two seasons putting her in ugly dresses in a desperate attempt to conceal the fact that she's serving more cunt than the entire itty bitty titty committee combined

they had to dress her like shit for two seasons because they were trying to hide that she is easily the hottest thing on this entire show.

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

@billymurphyart

I ACCEPT MUST THE FROG

This looks like one of those times when people are singing a song in a foreign language or with words you don't know, but the chorus turns out to be a lot simpler and you can finally join in.

being a god is so hard like I fully understand why they've all abandoned us. yesterday i changed the water in my nano tank and the weather there is pretty much always 80°F and sunny but the replacement water was cool and it had been a couple weeks so it replicated a rainfall after a drought and so then my little civilization of ember tetras all thought it was Time To Fuck but my stocking somehow skews aggressively male so this morning I turned on the sun to see they all had raggedy little tails after beating the shit out of each other over the One Woman on Earth.

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

many such cases