Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
If other atla & tlok characters had bear dog hybrids
From top left to bottom right:
Asami: Panda x Cocker Spaniel
Bolin: chow chow x brown bear
Aang: Aussie x Amercian black bear
Kuruk: Poodle x Polar bear
Sokka: Husky x Grizzly
Katara: Panda x Dalmation
Mai: Spectacled bear x Borzoi
Azula: Short-faced bear x Neapolitan mastiff
Zuko: Asian black bear x Shiba Inu
Toph: brown bear x Boxer
Ikki: Sloth bear x Papillon
Cabbage Merchant: Sun bear x Bull terrier
god the way people talk to their pets
like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony
like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth
like i just think about this sometimes
i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway
(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring
if u don’t propose to me with this and a giant stuffed honey bee, I’m saying no
im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them
i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do
im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat
me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat
me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat
i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now
[VIDEO ID: A person off camera speaks to a toad sitting on their porch. “Hello, sir!” They pet the toad with one finger. “Have a good day. Actually, wait a minute. You missed a bug.” They pick a bug off of a porch chair. “But I gotchu, homeboy. Hold on, um…” They toss the bug down. The toad immediately eats it. “OHHHHHHH!” They continue vocalizing until the video cuts off. End ID.]