shit.

Political Compass Test: Do you think corporations should have unlimited power?

Me: No

Political Compass Test: 

New favorite TikTok

That's fricking hilarious

As a person with iron deficiency  this is accurate

Ferret sees snow for the first time

(via)

Merida + Scottish twitter

This is fantastic I never want it to end.

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

Fucked up Christmas decorations

Tis the season

That was the most intense and entertaining chess game I've ever seen, holy crap

This is the kind of stuff that lost Verizon over a billion dollars and why so many people are waiting for the whole site to get shut down.

This is the kind of stuff keeping me on this hellsite and letting me chuckle briefly for 2 seconds a day

(youtube)

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

holy shit !

there’s this bitch on soundcloud whose stage name is hildegard von blingin’ and makes medieval covers of modern pop music.

Me: Oh this might be funny…

*turns on Bad Romance cover*

Me 0.2 seconds later:

I discovered him on YouTube the other day. Truly amazing.

Well this singlehandedly makes my entire week.

Finally this guy has a chance

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

I’ll be your little soup boy.

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i