socialist countries have the WORST economies which is why we uhhhh have to sanction all of them and please don't ask how sanctions impact a country's economy

please ignore that the CIA admits in documents on its own site that these sanctions are meant to create economic instability to make regime change easier pleeeeaaase

@yoon-eedtostop I got you.

I forget the exact name of the CIA document but I highlighted and saved screenshots of it a while back

It's on page 10. A lot of information here but it's worth the read

thank you but why did you tag this "milf friday"

Today is Friday

happy milf friday everyone & end the CIA <3

holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be frightening. I still want grandmas to think I'm a nice young lad. I just think it's vital to my health that I am bewildering and slightly indecipherable

The Cosquer cave is a Palaeolithic

decorated cave, located in France, that contains

numerous cave drawings dating back as far as 27,000

years BP. The cave has more than 200 parietal figures

and is also the only decorated cave whose entrance

opens under the sea

Yeah sorry you didn't microchip your boyfriend so I thought he was a stray and adopted him, he's mine now

call your girl disc drive the way she's had so many CDs inside her 💿

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

Some bowuigi to celebrate the official start of the holiday season. Happy December everyone

it seems like transmasc invisibility is only noticed by transmascs, who are the ones trying to find ourselves and coming up empty. but often if we point out our invisbility, there's a reaction that we are "making it all about ourselves" and "jealous of transfems".

and it's not that some transmascs don't point out invisbility in a rude way, but now exactly are we supposed to react to our constant invisbility without ever questioning it? why are transmascs not worth actually re-considering the way thngs are done?

I want transfems to have all the support and resources and representation they deserve, and many don't get it, which is it's own issue. But I can't sit quietly on the side and act like it doesn't hurt that so many things labeled generally "trans" focus mostly or exclusively on transfems. And this isn't just a representation problem- when a trans-only safe house is only prepared to help transfems with transfem issues, that's not going to help transmascs who need transmasc-specific help. That hurts people. If we can't question our erasure, what are we supposed to do about it? And why is it viewed as inherently rude to ask other queer people to do better and change?

Transmasc invisibility doesn't exist just because there are less of us, or we are uniformly better off, or uniformly pass extremely well and immediately live as cis men. Transmasc invisibility is not natural. It's a product of erasure, and it re-affirms itself (transmasc invisibility -> transmascs feel like outsiders & stay away -> lack of transmascs justify erasure). It's everyone's duty- including other queer people- to pay attention and at least call it out when it happens, to help improve our community for everyone.

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

"Remember when the Yankees kept winning the World Series, but their fathers kept dying?" -Richard Greenberg

Remember when the Yankees kept winning the World Series, but their captain died?

Remember when the Yankees kept winning the World Series, but the city burned down, and the lights went out?

Hell, remember when the Yankees won the World Series, but first they cut off Johnny Damon's hair like Samson among the Philistines?

No self-respecting student of the eldritch arts would work for a Steinbrenner, even if you could employ dark wizards that way, which you can't. The contracts don't work like that. You almost never pay in money. You just pay.

I don't know very much about myself but one thing I'm sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.

FALSE! there is no “wrong” way to use a nail gun. if it puts a nail in something with a cool KA-THUNKK noise then you have won at nail guns. end of story. (sometimes screaming may follow the cool kathunk noise but that is largely irrelevant to the fact that you have already won at nail guns and should collect your prize of more nails for your awesome nail gun)

Two things I'm sure of are that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun properly and neither can Tumblr user arborealgargoyle.

KA-THUNKKing my neighbor’s head after he throws a rock at my dog 🫶

Illustrations Show Size Difference Between Prehistoric Animals and Modern Descendants

I saw this post:

And I realized it was time to talk about something that i had largely avoided talking about publicly that was pretty traumatizing for me. Please try to avoid the-trans-chamaeleon (will not be @ ing them) ive never spoken about this publicly in depth before so here goes. I first met them through my mutuals. They did rp and other stuff and seemed to be struggling. So I offered to help them. I gave them a direct private line of communication with me because i was a dumb fucking naive bitch. It started out ok enough and i felt like i was helping and we even sort of became friends. Then it went to shit. They were obviously way, WAY more interested and invested in me than i was in them. I tried to set boundaries but repeatedly they would try to push them. They had me do….a lot of things that made me really uncomfortable and they said a lot of really fucked up things that i dont know how to process and am not sure i am fully ready to talk about. I feel it is my duty to warn everyone so you dont make the same mistake i did. They will drag you down with them and blame their mental health problems and guilt trip you. Its what happened to me. I am going to compile a document and i will reblog with the link once it is complete 

anyone else who wants to add their stories dm me. I can try to add you to a doc.

Ok so. Its time. This is the updated version on a separate uneditable doc to prevent sabatoge. If you have more evidence dm me and i will send you the editable file. This is what i have so far because I literally cannot handle looking it more of their posts and messages. It makes me want to throw up and cry. 

I am so sorry for the huge @ but this is really important:

I cant @ everyone so please share this as much as possible.

@not-ur-goth-girlfriend @littleratmoss @literary-squagon @queer-magic-without-prophets @quietquaking @wisteriaalu @eowynnsstuffnthings @eldritchcorvus @the-vamp-ram @lemonbee420 @leo-of @osha-noncompliance @prodigy-was-taken @arlyiahshay

@arinthehunter @arend000-blog @shortgremlinman @shittytitty2 @star-the-spellcaster @dawn-machine-official @disconekt13ff @flurty @flowerwithdepression

@hells-lantern @koiyin @kittyloverremade

@kiora-the-iridescent @pie-tra @lunarloafofbread

@meepmoopmaap @zero-the-zoroark @catcatb0y

@vampiric-ram @not-ur-goth-girlfriend @namelessdeceased @amingethia @almingthea

please. I dont want anyone to go through what we did.

if you’re reading this jamie. I hope you’re fucking happy.

include trans men and mascs in your posts about and events on trans day of remembrance. that’s it that’s the post.

trans women in leggings. you agree reblog

I may or may not have gotten a lightsaber...