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@shittydad / shittydad.tumblr.com

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Anonymous asked:

shitty dad, where did you go?

I moved to Facebook lmao can u believe it. The memes are way better 😂

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blooooom

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

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grimeclown

Hey guys if every single decision a “left-wing” politician makes is to “appease the right” maybe they dont actually have a vested interest in making things better

In fact, call me crazy, but if all they do is appeal to right-wing politics they might just be a right-wing politician

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shittydad

the two party system has failed, lets stop beating this dead horse

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unown

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

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safe to say the tea is fucking scalding 

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So people are making different videos for you to use in uncomfortable situations!

The majority of the Uber ones mention in some way that they have your location on. Some you would pretend are messages someone left on your phone. Some have a script for you to follow along to on screen! Some are specific to who are calling you!

Many can be found under the hashtag "uber" and many suggest watching them beforehand and having a few prepared. Some of them might need to be rehearsed a little.