Questionable Creatures from the Deep

A giant sentient stick insect that can't sing. 

Toxic mushrooms, but they're not poisonous. They're venomous.

An ocean sunfish with freshwater sunfish colors

bald mothman, no hair or fur or whatever moths have

Empty Skin Animals in the Woods Near You

That one spider who wields seven guns at once

Hydra llama and alpacalisk

Cows with octopi for udders

The flying slap seal

A man sized snail whose shell is a fairy tail style cottage on the inside. It has a chimney

The flock of squid birds

A seperate sapient species, descended from multituberculates. They look like humans, but slightly different in a way you can't really pin down.

a pig combined with a pigeon, call that... a pigeon

Rhino but its horn is a katana

A saber-toothed clam

A Grevy's zebra whose stripes are a barcode to classified US national security documents

Unicorn but its horn is actually an enlarged left tusk like a narwhal

A capybara the size of a water buffalo

The Eiffel Tower but it uproots itself every night and walks around Paris

A duck with the beak of a platypus.