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i don't actually make brain drawings

@shittybraindrawings / shittybraindrawings.tumblr.com

I can't think of a non-pretentious way to say this but I think one of the best things you can do for yourself is to cultivate an eye for the beauty of mundane places and objects. the glow of a traffic light or a neon sign, and how it fades at the edges. the shape of cracks in the pavement. the typography on a speed limit sign, the way every model of car has a slightly different grill. fabric fluttering in the wind. it makes things feel a lot less dreadful if you can just look out at the world and find something to love about almost everything around you, even the things you don't particularly like outside of their aesthetics.

riddle me this liberals: if im not supposed to sleep all day then why is my bed so comfy and it makes me go meow meow and turns me into a little kitten. how about that. yeah i thought so

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

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*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

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TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

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WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

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Remember the olden days when you could be the skilled yet humble village blacksmith who tries desperately to live up to the family blacksmithing name but somehow you just aren’t as impressive as your father until one day a famous knight of the king visits your village to have his blade fixed by your father only to discover he isn’t there anymore and it’s just you and at first he seems disappointed, but then you start fixing his blade and he’s always in your shop because he cares a lot about his sword and so the two of you gradually get closer and at first it’s just casual but then it gets heavier and he opens up to you about how he isn’t sure he can be this hero everyone wants him to be and fulfill the prophecy and you tell him you aren’t sure if you will ever be a blacksmith as good as your father and sitting there across from you in your cozy shop, the fire from your forge reflecting in his eyes he tells you it’s okay if you can’t be your father, you can be you but then as much as you try to delay it his blade is fixed and he has to go off to fight the demons plaguing the kingdom and you aren’t sure if you’ll ever see him again?

"if mushrooms are the superior lifeform that really calls the shots on this earth, why haven't they destroyed us yet?" listen to yourself. have we as humans gotten rid of every mountain on the planet just because we are smarter than big rocks? no!! because they don't pose a threat to us. sure some people die rock climbing or skiing and that's tragic but mountains aren't dangerous to us as a global society. do you see where i am going with this. it's your misplaced hubris that makes you think that humankind is worth destroying to a mushroom. we are a part of the mundane landscape on the surface. we pose no threat to the mycelian era. humble yourself

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someone please help me find that quote about how someone was overwhelmed with the weight of the world and their problems when they were physically alone, but that weight felt like nothing in the presence of a friend and good conversation

is it this one?

YES!!! THANK YOU!!!