i plead oopsies dasies your honor

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

It's called "plus size" because it's a plus when a girl is that size :3

Apollonia Saintclair

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

prettttyyyyyy

Caught on camera for the first time in history, this is the extremely-rare Chirodectes Maculatus—a species of spotted box jelly.

SCP object that sues you for libel if you write down anything in the documentation about it that hasn’t been proven in a court of law.

SCP object that allegedly sues you for libel if you write down anything in the documentation about it that hasn’t been proven in a court of law.

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

this is what she looked like

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t enter the fucking building because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t leave their fucking home because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who can’t go to fun events because of inaccessibility.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who are constantly in PHYSICAL pain.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who face so much shit because they can’t hide that they’re physically disabled.

happy disability pride month to the cripples who are fucking tired of ableist able bodied people.

[id: white text with a purple outline reading: this post is for cripples only, able bodied people be quiet.”. the background is transparent. /end id]

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

pastel goth witch 💜

@fucked-up-stoner-witch