A list of Genshin character headcanons and personal ships that Just Make Sense
This will also feature Aether as the traveler, im sorry-
- Heizou was a victim and a perpetrator of the VHD. He lost his vision about 8 months in.
- As a result he has difficulty with his emotions as well as the emotions of others. He's very inept, a genius but emotionally inept.
- Kaveh and Al Haithem don't hate each other, but they definitely are not good friends.
- Speaking of, I think Kavehthem is super toxic. Source? My parents were just like them before getting divorced and now they dont talk to each other.
- Kaveh's hurt line of: "I've been through worse" yeah... He had a shitty ex.
- The ex was a Dottore clone.
- The same Dottore clone is how Lisa found out she was lesbian lol.
- Diluc and Eula get fake married.
- Eula so that she's finally rid of all ties to the Lawrence Clan
- Diluc because he's so tired of getting hit on at the tavern...
- Dehya and Yoimiya have prosthetics.
- Poly5WIRL
- (-Wanderer.) That man is so aroace istg
- Heizou is also dating Tighnari. No I will NOT elaborate.
- Meanwhile Aether is additionally dating Kaeya and Albedo
- (who are also dating cause why wouldn't they?)
- Heizou and Sara are each other's chosen family.
- They eventually legally change their last names so that they're legally siblings too.
- Heizou originally wanted to live on Watasumi, but the first time he escaped there he was found and dragged back home.
- Speaking of: Heizou was born and raised on Yashiori, specifically in Higi Village.
- When Heizou ran away to Watasumi, thats where he met Kokomi and Gorou.
- Gorou is trans mtf. Her name is Hina. You cannot change my mind.
- Hina and Koko? Married.
- Ayato and Itto? Dating. I love they.
- Thoma is a fucking wolf hybrid you cant change my mind! He can shape shift!
- Also Noelle is his little sister i just
- holds them gently
- Cynonari is married, Collei is their long-suffering daughter.
- Cyno continues to try and ask Kaveh out.
- Kaveh continues to be super oblivious.
- Kaveh 🤝 Collei = Trauma from Dottore.
- Wanderer chose to go to college over hanging out with Traveler and their friends....
- Only to end up talking to them anyway. He is Suffering.
- Kaeya has Pyrophobia from the Fight.
- Al Haithem is a dick. Like he won't bring up trauma or misgender you, but he's still an absolute asshole.
- Why is he an ass? Because he knows and deliberately hurts others feelings. He is aware of what he's doing.
- Al Haithem is also deaf + autistic. Yes, you can be disabled and still be an asshole.
- Kaveh and Al Haithem are Autistic on Autistic Violence
- The Nameless Bard's name is Raven, because I am a sucker for Dramatic Irony. Also because I like it.
- Childe has chronic pain and early-onset arthritis
- Shenhe is actually Chongyun's mom, she gave him away when he was a baby for his safety, and the cover story she and the village gave was that she's just an aunt.
- Opposite to how Chongyun's energy is pure Yang, Shenhe's is pure Yin, making her much more likely to attract demons
- Heizou and Sango genuinely cannot get along.
- Kaveh is actually from Aaru Village. Well, before his dad moved them to the rainforest.
- Kaeya actually resent his Khaenri'ahn heritage, as it gave him the impossible burden of spying on a nation.
- Btw, Kaeya would choose Mondstadt over Khaenri'ah anyday.
- Diluc has a room for Venti at the Winery.
- Also, Diluc and Jean are not the only ones who know Venti is Barbatos. He aint that slick.
- Albedo, Sucrose, Kaeya and Hu Tao also know.
- Sucrose and Albedo? Figured it out themselves.
- Kaeya? Found out by accident after Venti got too drunk.
- Hu Tao? She already had suspicions that Zhongli was Morax, and Venti showing up along with him, Zhongli and Xiao all being awkward just confirmed it.
- Heizou and Yanfei are pen pals. They're besties, Your Honor.
- Kazuha and Heizou once did it on the fucking beach during VHD.
- This was also 2 years before they started dating. And 3 before they met Aether.
- Heizou's a bottom btw. a bratty one.
- He and Sango tried dating once while they still got along, but broke up long before they split off
- Technically, because of the Irminsul wipe, Venti is still the youngest of the archons. Nahida doesn't know how to feel about this.
- XIAO IS CANONLY OLDER THAN VENTI ISTG IM NOT JOKING XIAO IS 4000+ AND VENTI IS AROUND 2600 IM FERAL
- Anyway
- Heizou is allergic to mangoes. And Lavender Melon, and- actually this guy is allergic to near every fruit... Except for sunsettias and pineapples, strangely enough.
- This doesn't stop him from eating candy. Much to Sara's horror.
- Dw, she has the bfs gang up on him.
- Heizou struggles with depression at times. And it's something he goes to therapy for. He hasn't done anything, but for a while it was pretty bad, especially right after the decree ended.
- Kaeya has hEDS (Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)
- It means his bones are more likely to dislocate and pop out of socket if he's not careful.
- KAEYA FUCKING DUEL WEILDS SWORD AND CATALYS PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME CATALYST KAEYA I PROMISE TO BE GOOD
- Kaeya is also autistic with some pretty weird sensory issues. The second water gets in his boots this man will toss them off faster than Signora died.
- He hates wet socks. Despises them
- Yes I'm projecting.
- Speaking of Signora. Aether and Venti held a small unofficial funeral for her on Cape Oath. They only had her mask to bury...
- Faruzan has all but adopted Kaveh as her grandson. Kaveh has accepted this.
- She/they Paimon.
- Aether is older than everyone (because, well, physical manifestation of a star) and doesn't tell anyone. He finds it funny
- Hes also lactose intolerant. Lumine too.
- Aether doesn't let it stop him. Lumine hates this about him.
- Fischl is a system
- The events of the Aranyaka quest and the Pari quest happened around the same time. How you ask? Aether didn't go to Sumeru alone, he brought Heizou and Kaeya (this is before Hei joined the polycule-)
- Its also when Tighnari and Heizou eventually started dating because Heizou kept running off and dragging Kaeya with him when they were supposed to be recovering from the Samsara and Tighnari went "Oh godsdammit i like him..."
- Cyno and Nari talked it out and Collei was also cool with it so Nari shot his shot and... It took longer than expected for Heizou to notice...
- ANYWAY PARI QUEST
- Along with Heizou and Kaeya, Kaveh and Nilou also went with them.
- As you've spotted, there isn't a single healer among them
- Heizou preoceeds to give Kaeya his spare catalyst and turns that boy into a healer.
- "Sorry Aether, I turned your boyfriend into a healer"
- The catalyst was the Inazuma craftable one...
- Kaveh and Heizou actually hit it off pretty well, bonding over being geniuses in their respective fields
- Nilou is Mom friend. Im correct. She calls people "darling" and "sweetheart"
- Anemo should be allowed to swirl Dendro so it does in my universe.
- Kaeya and Heizou are the ones to find the door to Khaenri'ah... Kaeya doesn't react well and all Heizou has to go on is that maybe the Abyss hurt him somehow
- He's kinda right, but its not the full picture.
- Also Cynonari have absolutely no clue where those two are at this point... They are Freaking Out because Aether is off doing other things and told them to keep those two in Ghandarvah Ville...
- Heizou punches Al Haitham in the fucking face.






