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Chara/Vio, he/it/bee. Fandoms I'm in: Linked Universe, Genshin Impact, DSMP, Hermitcraft, Empires smp, RatsSMP, Danganronpa, BSD, FNAF, Undertale, LMK, Assassin's Creed (somehow). Give me Heizou Lore or give me Death. "If I expire from my mortal shell I will face god and do the wap dance into the gates of hell" -a Hermitcraft chatfic.

A list of Genshin character headcanons and personal ships that Just Make Sense

This will also feature Aether as the traveler, im sorry-

  • Heizou was a victim and a perpetrator of the VHD. He lost his vision about 8 months in.
  • As a result he has difficulty with his emotions as well as the emotions of others. He's very inept, a genius but emotionally inept.
  • Kaveh and Al Haithem don't hate each other, but they definitely are not good friends.
  • Speaking of, I think Kavehthem is super toxic. Source? My parents were just like them before getting divorced and now they dont talk to each other.
  • Kaveh's hurt line of: "I've been through worse" yeah... He had a shitty ex.
  • The ex was a Dottore clone.
  • The same Dottore clone is how Lisa found out she was lesbian lol.
  • Diluc and Eula get fake married.
  • Eula so that she's finally rid of all ties to the Lawrence Clan
  • Diluc because he's so tired of getting hit on at the tavern...
  • Dehya and Yoimiya have prosthetics.
  • Poly5WIRL
  • (-Wanderer.) That man is so aroace istg
  • Heizou is also dating Tighnari. No I will NOT elaborate.
  • Meanwhile Aether is additionally dating Kaeya and Albedo
  • (who are also dating cause why wouldn't they?)
  • Heizou and Sara are each other's chosen family.
  • They eventually legally change their last names so that they're legally siblings too.
  • Heizou originally wanted to live on Watasumi, but the first time he escaped there he was found and dragged back home.
  • Speaking of: Heizou was born and raised on Yashiori, specifically in Higi Village.
  • When Heizou ran away to Watasumi, thats where he met Kokomi and Gorou.
  • Gorou is trans mtf. Her name is Hina. You cannot change my mind.
  • Hina and Koko? Married.
  • Ayato and Itto? Dating. I love they.
  • Thoma is a fucking wolf hybrid you cant change my mind! He can shape shift!
  • Also Noelle is his little sister i just
  • holds them gently
  • Cynonari is married, Collei is their long-suffering daughter.
  • Cyno continues to try and ask Kaveh out.
  • Kaveh continues to be super oblivious.
  • Kaveh 🤝 Collei = Trauma from Dottore.
  • Wanderer chose to go to college over hanging out with Traveler and their friends....
  • Only to end up talking to them anyway. He is Suffering.
  • Kaeya has Pyrophobia from the Fight.
  • Al Haithem is a dick. Like he won't bring up trauma or misgender you, but he's still an absolute asshole.
  • Why is he an ass? Because he knows and deliberately hurts others feelings. He is aware of what he's doing.
  • Al Haithem is also deaf + autistic. Yes, you can be disabled and still be an asshole.
  • Kaveh and Al Haithem are Autistic on Autistic Violence
  • The Nameless Bard's name is Raven, because I am a sucker for Dramatic Irony. Also because I like it.
  • Childe has chronic pain and early-onset arthritis
  • Shenhe is actually Chongyun's mom, she gave him away when he was a baby for his safety, and the cover story she and the village gave was that she's just an aunt.
  • Opposite to how Chongyun's energy is pure Yang, Shenhe's is pure Yin, making her much more likely to attract demons
  • Heizou and Sango genuinely cannot get along.
  • Kaveh is actually from Aaru Village. Well, before his dad moved them to the rainforest.
  • Kaeya actually resent his Khaenri'ahn heritage, as it gave him the impossible burden of spying on a nation.
  • Btw, Kaeya would choose Mondstadt over Khaenri'ah anyday.
  • Diluc has a room for Venti at the Winery.
  • Also, Diluc and Jean are not the only ones who know Venti is Barbatos. He aint that slick.
  • Albedo, Sucrose, Kaeya and Hu Tao also know.
  • Sucrose and Albedo? Figured it out themselves.
  • Kaeya? Found out by accident after Venti got too drunk.
  • Hu Tao? She already had suspicions that Zhongli was Morax, and Venti showing up along with him, Zhongli and Xiao all being awkward just confirmed it.
  • Heizou and Yanfei are pen pals. They're besties, Your Honor.
  • Kazuha and Heizou once did it on the fucking beach during VHD.
  • This was also 2 years before they started dating. And 3 before they met Aether.
  • Heizou's a bottom btw. a bratty one.
  • He and Sango tried dating once while they still got along, but broke up long before they split off
  • Technically, because of the Irminsul wipe, Venti is still the youngest of the archons. Nahida doesn't know how to feel about this.
  • XIAO IS CANONLY OLDER THAN VENTI ISTG IM NOT JOKING XIAO IS 4000+ AND VENTI IS AROUND 2600 IM FERAL
  • Anyway
  • Heizou is allergic to mangoes. And Lavender Melon, and- actually this guy is allergic to near every fruit... Except for sunsettias and pineapples, strangely enough.
  • This doesn't stop him from eating candy. Much to Sara's horror.
  • Dw, she has the bfs gang up on him.
  • Heizou struggles with depression at times. And it's something he goes to therapy for. He hasn't done anything, but for a while it was pretty bad, especially right after the decree ended.
  • Kaeya has hEDS (Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)
  • It means his bones are more likely to dislocate and pop out of socket if he's not careful.
  • KAEYA FUCKING DUEL WEILDS SWORD AND CATALYS PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME CATALYST KAEYA I PROMISE TO BE GOOD
  • Kaeya is also autistic with some pretty weird sensory issues. The second water gets in his boots this man will toss them off faster than Signora died.
  • He hates wet socks. Despises them
  • Yes I'm projecting.
  • Speaking of Signora. Aether and Venti held a small unofficial funeral for her on Cape Oath. They only had her mask to bury...
  • Faruzan has all but adopted Kaveh as her grandson. Kaveh has accepted this.
  • She/they Paimon.
  • Aether is older than everyone (because, well, physical manifestation of a star) and doesn't tell anyone. He finds it funny
  • Hes also lactose intolerant. Lumine too.
  • Aether doesn't let it stop him. Lumine hates this about him.
  • Fischl is a system
  • The events of the Aranyaka quest and the Pari quest happened around the same time. How you ask? Aether didn't go to Sumeru alone, he brought Heizou and Kaeya (this is before Hei joined the polycule-)
  • Its also when Tighnari and Heizou eventually started dating because Heizou kept running off and dragging Kaeya with him when they were supposed to be recovering from the Samsara and Tighnari went "Oh godsdammit i like him..."
  • Cyno and Nari talked it out and Collei was also cool with it so Nari shot his shot and... It took longer than expected for Heizou to notice...
  • ANYWAY PARI QUEST
  • Along with Heizou and Kaeya, Kaveh and Nilou also went with them.
  • As you've spotted, there isn't a single healer among them
  • Heizou preoceeds to give Kaeya his spare catalyst and turns that boy into a healer.
  • "Sorry Aether, I turned your boyfriend into a healer"
  • The catalyst was the Inazuma craftable one...
  • Kaveh and Heizou actually hit it off pretty well, bonding over being geniuses in their respective fields
  • Nilou is Mom friend. Im correct. She calls people "darling" and "sweetheart"
  • Anemo should be allowed to swirl Dendro so it does in my universe.
  • Kaeya and Heizou are the ones to find the door to Khaenri'ah... Kaeya doesn't react well and all Heizou has to go on is that maybe the Abyss hurt him somehow
  • He's kinda right, but its not the full picture.
  • Also Cynonari have absolutely no clue where those two are at this point... They are Freaking Out because Aether is off doing other things and told them to keep those two in Ghandarvah Ville...
  • Heizou punches Al Haitham in the fucking face.

HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

visual diagram btw ^

The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

CDs can't be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

That's why the resurgence. As funny as that person's reply to you was, it's not in fact because they look sexy. It's because you actually own them.

Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

love wins actually

This works as an answer to the metaphorical problem because the key is for the hedgehogs and prcupines to be a bit flexible about how they position themselves and keep thier spines pointed in such a fashion to minimize poking, just like how in human relationships you have to be a bit flexible and concious of your position relative to others, and to manage your sharp bits to minimize the harm you do to others.

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OMG NOW THAT FOREVERS PRESIDENT HE JUST SAID HE CAN TRY TO OPEN ACCESS TO ENDER CHESTS AGAIN AND GET THE CREATIVE ITEM BACK!!!

autism can be an invisible disability.

but saying “autism is an invisible disability” is widely inaccurate & borderline aspie supremacist.

for many of us, our autism is highly visible and i don’t mean the “dress a little quirky a lil absent minded cover our ears when loud noises” just a lil weird kind of visible

this post is for those of us who can’t mask, who high support needs, who nonverbal, who stims all. the. time. who just want to be told “you don’t look autistic” for once in their life, those who will e never appear “normal,” those of us who cannot hide those of us who appear disabled to untrained eye.

yes technically if you know what to look for, anyone’s autism can be visible. yes visible depends on context. no this post not about you.

this post is not about high masking people. you all have so many posts already give us one space to talk about us. make your own post

reblog this version goddamn it

by highly visible autism i mean “able tell first few glance” not “well if look close and know where look and depend on when and how feel if am chose stimming and—”

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kinda a follow up from my earlier post but i think a very key bdubs trait is that he will believe in just about anything if he cares enough and when i say believe i mean commit so wholly that he will sacrifice his firstborn for it. so i do think it's funny to imagine him as a pinterest type girlie who is REALLY into astrology and knows everyones moon and rising signs and collects healing crystals and is generally insane. i think he would line up that one time he went missing in the jungle with his star chart and be like ohhh cuz venus was in retrograde i went crazy LOL that explains so much and nobody is willing to challenge him on it because its not worth the effort

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xisuma keeps blocking the imports on his rose quartz healing gemstone packages because he feels like bdubs is two steps away from becoming part of a pyramid scheme but scar just starts filling the hole in the market with like painted rocks he found outside his base like bdubs these are SUPER healing crystals not the type youd get anywhere else. its going to fix your relationship. its going to blast your penis off. and bdubs absolutely does not believe him but he has all these diamonds set aside in the Healing Crystal part of his budgeting spreadsheet so he says absolutely your shittiness and buys them anyway. scar blows all the diamonds on an actual pyramid scheme that grian set up. when bdubs shows the fake rocks to cleo she encourages it because she thinks it's funny. etho also thinks it's real because bdubs says so and he doesn't care enough to form his own opinion but instead of keeping all the rocks bdubs gifts him he hides in the shopping district and throws them at passerbys. nobody is happy about any of this

Well Grian is probably happy, but no one else is.

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i don't believe he's capable of human emotion

the next hermit meeting there's a giant banner that says "NO PYRAMID SCHEMES" and grian is gnawing the bars of a cage

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as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

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imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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WHAT