Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

Spirited Away lockscreens/wallpapers (1200 x 3120 px)

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

ew why did i let you know me like that

@doujinshi

guy: Go, go, go, go, go. Shoo shoo, shoo, shoo. It’s ignoring me…

girl: Cat’s ignoring you

guy: Hey hey. Oi. Hey hey hey hey. Don’t you do that. Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Tch. This mother fucker…

[Cat stretches]

guy: Stop it! Oi.

[Cat lies down]

guy: Go away, you! Go away!

girl: It’s so cute! So cute… It’s so cute…

thank u for this translation

Pardon me, but I couldn’t help but notice what a lovely tree you have! The kitten fruits look so ripe and adorable!

me at 4 am on a school night

Your fav is problematic…

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

here’s this dumb bitch again

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

he’s cured

A miracle

ride ya own wave