This guy.. this fucking guy is bragging about the game he had with his wife, during a damn meeting..
Zelink's Love Story (Eng. ver)
translation : @mylonelydreaming
[Zelink] 狗狗林克跟貓貓薩爾達~
these stressful face to face panels are my FAV lolll
Honestly, jinshi was the one who drinks a peepee no no juice, should he really be surprised that he's a "decent-sized frog".
it’s interesting that some would want jinshi to be emperor and maomao to be empress when it’s been hinted multiple times that he doesn’t want to be and it’ll be the cause of his early demise. nothing wrong with wanting him as the emperor but i personally don’t see it as a good thing.
Isnt this also the reason why he worked in the inner palace to assure that the emperor will have an heir that isn't him. And why he pretends that the "emperor's younger brother" is sickly and weak so people will less likely to try to make him the emperor.
He doesnt want to be emperor, just let him live his life with maomao without the responsibility of a nation
[Zelink] Doodle P.S.: 手部動作有參考素材~
Jinshi why can’t your ass FUCKING BEHAVE PLEASE
There are so many places in the Villeneuve Dune adaptations where he just...takes all the narrative pieces that Frank Herbert laid out and subtly rearranges them into something that tells the story better--that creates dramatic tension where you need it, communicates the themes and message of the book more clearly, or corrects something in the text that contradicts or undermines what Herbert said he was trying to say.
The fedaykin are probably my favorite example of this. I just re-read a little part of the book and got smacked in the face with how different they are.
(under the cut for book spoilers and length)
Love this couple. Credits to the artist. If you know the name of the artist kindly message me so that I can properly provide credits.
BBY Lakan and Lahan look alike.
La Clan genes are pretty strong.
Not just physical genes too, because members of the La clan by blood have their own eccentricity, each one is weird in their own way lol
Lakan 🤝 Stoick the Vast
To their wives: you are as beautiful as the day i lost you
That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?
Maomao: *dont let them know your next move*
Maomao's next move:
Get Lakan to stop trying to buy her contract by getting him to buy her mom's contract instead whom he doesn't know is still alive.
Lakan chose to let Maomao win at the 3rd game instead of doing it earlier because he just wants to hang out with his kid.
He knew that he was a lightweight, and wouldn't stand a chance when drinking alcohol so he must've known he can only lose once the moment the alcohol was added into the game.
Girl what do you MEAN?
Is.. is he gonna start a holy war? 🤔
Is he gonna be the father of the god emperor? 😮
So is bezos like the harkonens, will he someday assassinate elon and he will assassinate him back.






