Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

foot

The ‘ol razzle dazzle

thank you

So, when my maternal grandmother died, we had to find loving, permanent homes for all five of her cats because otherwise she would have risen from the grave to kill the entire family. We took in Chloe because Chloe was my grandmother’s favorite, and she made my mom promise to look after her. Now my mother treats Chloe like her third child, and the cat is basically plastered to her 24/7 when she isn’t hiding from some imagined enemy like the dustbuster or my dad’s footsteps.

Anyway, we wound up giving the rest of the cats to this couple that runs a joint called Kitty Korner. They try to find loving homes for all the cats they take in, but will care for the unadoptables (read: assholes) for the rest of their lives. That’s great, because one of the cats we gave to these poor women was Tobey. I have no idea why my grandmother ever adopted Tobey. He was a huge schmuck. The most handsome orange tomcat you ever saw, and he loved to crawl in your lap. But if you ever tried to touch him, he would switch immediately into Kill Mode and you could say goodbye to your hand. Needless to say, having him in your lap was awkward. It was like holding a bomb.

Kitty Korner sends us detailed letters every year to give us updates on how Tobey’s doing. Basically, they are status reports on how much of a douche Tobey is and continues to be. These women are saints. I guess they really like cats, because these letters are like a full page of single-spaced text. But more or less, they amount to:

BUT!!!! The past few years, Tobey has apparently been making steady improvement. And in our most recent letter, we have been informed that he is no longer doing things like venturing upstairs expressly to beat the living shit out of the other cats at Kitty Korner. He will also let you pet him, and when he’s had enough he’ll give a warning nip instead of removing your limb. In fact, Tobey, at a ripe old age of 14, is ready for a new home! With an experienced cat owner, comes the necessary caveat, and like… no kids. At all. Ever. Or other cats, probably. But at least he’s no longer a psychopath.

WE GOT ANOTHER LETTER FROM KITTY KORNER AND WE THOUGHT TOBEY HAD FINALLY KICKED THE BUCKET BUT IN FACT HE HAS FOUND A NEW HOME, AT AGE 16, WITH AN ELDERLY MAN WHO RECENTLY LOST HIS OWN CAT.

I MAY CRY.

2/1/2016: old man Tobey still loving his forever home :’)

Amazing

I crying

i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get…

This hurts.

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

THERE’S A SEQUEL

The saga continues

I forgot about this – the other day i made a Faction Recruitment Poster mod with @itsprecioustime‘s amazing pinup art (with her permission, ofc!!). 

I have adorned my settlements appropriately. 

…well said, paladin.

my legacy

such despair

….what on earth

Omg the entire box art is lifted from a promo art…. Everyone’s got a sims doppelgänger

YOROSHIKU OAGARI JON AABUKURU SAN

original idea by https://twitter.com/TanukiMaria

All these matsus

all these odens

all these shenanigans

man I feel so accomplished for once I don’t feel the need to mask my coloring flaws with some overlay texture or whatever I’m just pleased with how this is. Woo. Go me.

Imagine going back in time and leaking this image online

for each note this post gets i will pat my dog

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

this is her btw

REBLOG THIS FOREVER SO THE DOG GETS INFINITE PATS

Thinking back Padme Amidala went so damn hard every day with her fashion like…she didn’t have to scalp the entire galaxy like that?!?! Every time she walked into a room, SHE MADE DAMN SURE her ass was the best dressed!!! *Steps out into the backwoods desert of Tatooine where they’re literally wearing potato sacks* Serves nothing but high fashion. Simple picnic with her young Splenda Daddy™? TRULY DOING THE MOST SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD. Want to enjoy some space fruit salad with bae? SERVE SOME GALACTIC CYBER PUNK DOMINATRIX REALNESS ON THEM!!!! On a mission to save Obi Wan? SLAYING FOR THE GODS IN ALL WHITE CASHMERE AND SUEDE BOOTS LIKE?!?!

God she couldn’t even go to sleep without being extra™ she had to wear that Galactic Marchesa Blue Silk Gown embellished with Swarovski crystals and pearls just to prove a point I fucking love Padme….

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

Oh my god I’m crying

I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself

don’t be

I’ve been waiting for this my whole life

@littleblindmouse

Note: I do not claim to be a shape expert, but it is 100% fact that BB-8 is shaped like a friend.

Hopefully any of you interested in character/prop design will enjoy!

This is some good examples of composition.