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FUCKING HAMER

@shiny-morpeko

Eric || 25 || He/Him

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

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you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

Bad post OP.

Bad^Post^OP^bot

why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

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in a few months we'll be going on walks at 8pm to watch the sun set without having to worry about bringing jackets in case it gets cold because everything will be warm and nice and colorful!