I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.
this is what conversations about AI power usage feel like
elon musk told jkr to calm down help fkfbkr
imagine being such a shit person that elon musk tells you to get a hobby
i hope they both kill eachother in real life <3
Yeah haha, you know. Same old, same old.
*Fails to mention significant life events*
talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
Lord of the Rings: Return of The King (2003)
when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
thinking about this
i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol
"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.
the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace
"why do people always think my pit bull is a boy, she has a girl face" girl what the fuck are you talking about
"yeah, she does have the expressions of a female dog" what does that even fucking mean??
boss she's a dog. she's got a pibble brick head. they all look like that
