✮ kaworubunga ✮

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

I don’t want to cook but I also don’t want to buy food </3

Cant say shit anymore

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

my phone gets warm when i use it because it loves me so much

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

Bored cat

@straycatj it's your cousin!

Oh, that's a nice style to chill out

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

We’re the SAME AGE

unbelievable delivery

Yknow tumblr was changing the logo monthly for a little while there. Are they just keeping the one that looks like a period tracker now. It's been there suspiciously long

they broke out the gym class parachute tent in the death grips pit

Dear President Joe Biden I am a poor Irishman suffering under the tyrannical rule of god-king charles the third and have nothing to drink but sewage water please send fifty crates of Dunkin'™️ Donut's™️ Dunkin'™️ Spiked™️ to Ireland immediately