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"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions
"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?
This is the only good addition to this post
Due to inflation, events that are going to happen later in the story now have to be fiveshadowed
Punkpunk RPG where characters get cool powers based on what their players think the definition of the word "punk" is.
no one could ever make this game without heavily relying on DM adjudication because it’s impossible to write a satisfactory system to mechanically encapsulate what players think ‘punk’ is. if it’s too narrow, you’ll piss off people who think you’ve left off what it really means. if it’s too broad, you’ll piss off people who don’t like that it caters to things that are clearly not punk.
there’s a golden zone in the middle where you piss off everyone, especially the people who are mad just at the fact that you’re compromising and think real punk would be picking one extreme or the other and sticking to it.
There are those who would argue that offending everyone equally is what punk is really about.
What the fuck are you talking about? No REAL punk would EVER argue about something as pointless as that. That's the sort of shit that wannabe neoliberals in safety pin vests think punk culture is. You're basically acting like swiftiepunk could be a valid interpretation of punkpunk which is (this continues for 9 more paragraphs, none of which are necessary or even entertainingly bad to read)
i really love when a character, calmly and completely earnestly, is like i’m not important, i’m no one really, just a blade that people use and throw away. no one remembers me for long after i leave their life. and then you look at the evidence and it turns out that every person who meets them becomes permanently obsessed with them, for better and for worse, and the character has somehow completely missed this fact
“what if the house was haunted” what if the house WASNT haunted. what if your continual presence there is what corrupts. what if you are what haunts this house
it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me
Me immediately after posting my fic: welp, time to never look in that thing's direction again, if I see it even out of the corner of my eye, I'm gonna be ill
why would they do that
Guy discovering it: wow it’s perfectly preserved!
Scientists, forks in hand: not for long
If you can reblog for bigger sample
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said "the masculine urge to get pregnant." then stood there for a second before leaving silently.
You’re doing what to your roommate??
I'm not about to argue the finer points of Southern culture with anyone, because I can accept that I was born and raised in the hot flames of a dumpster fire, but I'll tell you gotdamned commie Yankees one thing: I'd rather be dead in the hallowed halls of a Cook Out than alive in an In-N-Out
Oh God chicken nuggets I'm so scared somebody hold me
I literally cannot tell what the standout items on this menu that inspired this tweet are supposed to be.
Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:
Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:
What fanfic often removes from the source material:
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
