if you're following this blog i am SO fucking sorry for plastering Supernatural all over your dash in the year 2022 2023. may this stint of derangement be brief, or failing that, at least entertaining to you.
POST 8X23 WINCEST COMFORTING SEX IN THE BATCAVE(с)
Commision for heyiamnasu and d5133judy.
By the way, this is my first NC…R
"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((
SPN hiatus creations | Week Six | Favorite Location
Something else that makes me cringe? People who think they’re irregularly dark. You know the type.
“I’m not like normal girls lol I read the wikipedia page on Bundy! I’ve got such dark fascinations.” “I guess I’m such a twisted person, I watch horror movies for FUN!”. “Haha unlike other girls….I LIKE night time!” “I know who cthulu is so im basically satanic, I bet my mom would be so shocked!!!”. “I reblogged one picture of a skull, so yeah you could say I’m morbid >:3” “I’m insaaane!!! The dark depths of my soul would scare anyone”
Like come on am I the only one who gags at this stuff
tbh i really dont like it too a lot of the time but on another hand i feel like i often fall into the category lmfao
well if you think about it, it’s kind of fucked up that girls absorb this notion of what girls are supposed to be like that’s so sweet and so clean and so harmless and so pleasant, that young teens genuinely judge themselves to be crazy or freakish for their totally normal human interests in horror, crime, and monsters. it takes them until their late teens and twenties to have the maturity and self-confidence to realize that these are normal human interests that lots of other women share.
Also fucked up that these norms are often aggressively reinforced by … other girls (and adult women).
Like yes: it is kind of annoying, in isolation, to then experience the results; but if you’re the same age, it’ll be way more fruitful to go “hey me too”, and if you’re older, have some fucking compassion for the kids and the past selves that lived thru the same thing.
And while you’re at it go “hey, me too, and don’t let me stop you from being a Dark Girlie but also, this isn’t that unusual, everyone else is just kinda lying about it a lot.”
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alright because me and some discord friends were having this discussion i was curious to know more of tumblr’s opinion, so
before anyone starts crucifying me for some of these options, i just put every condiment i could quickly think of plus stuff that some of my discord friends said so please don’t smite me or anybody else in the notes thank you !!!!
if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows
Recurring Themes: Dean sexualising situations where he has no other means of defending himself and/or is trying to mask his fear and desperation
I get the vibe, from just opening your page that you are obese and lazy. And have an ugly face to match. You just give off that aura.
Hey now, I'm obese and lazy AND hot. It's not my fault if some people have no taste.
the dental-horror bit in A Very Supernatural Christmas should've paid off later in a motel-bathroom version of that erotic tooth-pulling scene from The Americans and i will die on this hill. send tweet
#i havent even watched the americans (i need to) #but i am always here to cosign teeth content #teeth nitimacy teeth horror i need it all #gimme teeth dammit
@laurasashtray welp in that case here's a compelling 3-minute argument for watching The Americans:
they'd been undercover work-married for multiple decades and had two tween children by the time they finally looked at each other and went "...oh. OH"
they're reinventing heterosexuality from scratch, in their spare time, in between the atrocities and the stone-cold betrayals and the Poly (Evil Version) scheduling difficulties of all the honeypot ops they're running under false identities
and, on this fine occasion, elizabeth got her tooth fucked up real bad in a fight and can't seek legit medical care for it without drawing the attention of the two fbi agents whose asses she beat, so Oh No I Guess A Trust Exercise In Horrific, Squirm-Inducing, Brutally Physical Intimacy Is Our Only Option
really, WHO is doing it like these two scumbags. they invented love. they're absolute ghouls who deserve to be shot. with every subplot you can see another of the last surviving pieces of their shrivelled souls start to wither away. their middle-school daughter is rebelling by attending youth group at a church, unaware of the comically sincere marxist-leninist moral panic her parents spiral into when they find out, knowing only that something about this gets on their last nerve. (and meanwhile behind the scenes, both leads decided that what this origami fake-marriage love story needed was even more layers of fuckery, started dating each other in secret, got busted when the director of a sex scene looked at them together and went "okay these two have definitely fucked," and are now married for real. this show really is That Bitch.)
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
“Omg john is a bad parent i want to kill him with my hands” i want to revive him in season 12 and kiss him on the lips right infront of dean cause unlike you i love when people cause problems
“John apologists dni” oh dont worry im not an apologist, im an advocate. In fact. Make those kids worse
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARY SHELLEY!
The original Goth Girl!
Born this day in 1797, we owe so much to this amazing woman, her morbid imagination and her devotion to the dark side of the Romantic movement.
it's walking absolute fire







