Grishaverse! 

This pic is just too cute! I had to doodle it!

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

Can someone please tell me what show this is 😩

We recently received a request for enemies and lovers recs. We already have an enemies to lovers fic rec list here, but after looking at that list, we realized we had much more to add to it and therefore decided to make a part two.

Happy reading!

1) I Couldn’t Get Away From You | Mature | 5185 words

2) There’s More Than One Place To Call Home | Explicit | 8416 words

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Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*

Angel gets plastered and is like “You know what would be fun?  Killing every firstborn in town, for old time’s sake.”

Uhhhhh…..

stealth adult baby kink pride parade 

i love it when louis acts all bad boy or whatever in interviews and then as soon as harry starts talking he does that fond smile and he looks all giddy  (◡‿◡✿) 

I

Don’t

Know

What

You’re

Talking

About

Can

You

Explain

In

More

Detail.

Thank you.

“My grandmother loved you at first when she met you…

Dead

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

someone cuddle me

c-kiss me

u-while

d-u

d-fuck

l-me

e-bitch

can I trust this lmao

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me:

Hela, after she cuts out Thor’s eye: What are you the God of again?

Thor: This will be so rad Alexa play the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

Thor:

when a character you hate dies

I’m bubbie

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight

today I literally heard a woman say “i cooked two separate meals for easter because my husband said the first one I made was too girly ”

girl just throw the whole husband out

Fellas is it gay to eat food?? I mean you are putting stuff in your mouth and swallowing it 🤔🤔🤔