whoo boy i can never find my own posts on my Own Damn Blog and honestly the novelty’s wearing pre-tty damn thin. But enough about me!
Also look i know this was supposed to be cute but the angst train is pulling into the station in this chapter. Also I have No Idea what time it will be in the Rest Of The World when this goes up all i know is that it’s midnight and i Dont Care anymore
Remus loved his brother. He trusted his brother. But dear god, Remus had to stop just shy of physically fighting his brother when Roman tried to make him shave.
“You can-not tell me you’re attached to that ugly scruff!” Roman exclaimed, hands on his hips as he stood over Remus sitting at his desk.
“Bitch, I might be! And if I let you start with the scruff, you’re coming for the moustache!” Remus shrieked, clutching the seat of his chair tightly and raising his feet in preparation to kick Roman away like when they were kids. “I know you hate it! It’s mine! Fuck off!”
Roman pouted at him, lower lip wobbling, hands clasped below his chin, doe-eyed and pleading.
“Nah, sister!” Remus snapped, pointing a finger at him. “I’m a certified dad, thank you kindly! That shit doesn’t work on me!”
Roman stretched out the puppy eyes for a moment longer.
Remus folded his arms and raised an eyebrow at him.
“Really?!” Roman finally broke, throwing his hands in the air in a huff. “That always works!”
“I am both a dad, and your twin brother,” Remus stuck his nose in the air. “I am immune to your shit.”
“Humph.”
“Humph yourself,” Remus told him, before turning back to his desk and reaching for some foundation. Looking into his mirror, Remus carefully dabbed it around his eyes with a finger, doing his best to hide the evidence of exhaustion. “Now, I hate to leave you in charge of my clothes, but go see what I’ve got.”