Her ass is not beating the eepy allegations
The abortion episode of bojack horseman goes so fucking hard for real tho? Ig since they knew it would be controversial they knew they had to knock it out of the fucking park and they absolutely did.
if only i could use my art skills for good
Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.
- Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes
- Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel
- Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall
- Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it
- Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti
- Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face
- Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust
- Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine
This cat knew exactly how far it needed to sit. Negative from my collection, no additional info.
The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"
Used to play eggs in ranked competitive (cooking in a breakfast spot), and I can tell you Ive see some fucked up ass eggs
Had a guy once order ‘eggs over easy hard’, had no idea what the fuck he was talking about but I did my best. Sent back a plate twice, apparently was giving the poor server shit the whole time, before I personally brought the next one out, and towered over dude while he tried them. Didnt say a word.
Other staff and I came to the conclusion that his wife probably cooks them a certain way at home and he’s used to that, but there was no need to treat the lesbian MILF serving him poorly because of that. Having the chef come out to greet you is generally a good thing, but if one of the line cooks come out to stare you down, you probably fucked up.
Encounter: whatever is happening here. Anybody read blackletter German?
Die Witwe Frau von Gänseschwein, The widow wife of goose pig, Die lud sich die Gesellschaft ein, The society invited Die neulich auf dem Forsthaus war Who was at the forester's house the other day Bei einem Kaffee wunderbar. Great with a coffee. Es sitzen da an einem Tisch: Sitting there at a table: Herr Fischent und Frau Entenfisch, Mr fish duck and Mrs duck fish, Herr Hahnenhund, Frau Schnauzerhuhn, Mr roosterdog, Mrs Schnauzer chicken, Die wollen sich recht gütlich tun, They want to have a good time, Dazu kommt noch Frau Schlangenspatz, In addition, there is Mrs. Snake Sparrow, Mit ihrem Freund Herr Ratzekatz. With her boyfriend Mr ratcat. Sie trinken viele Tassen leer, They drink many cups empty, Es schmeckt der gute Kuchen sehr. The good cake is very tasty. Dann lecken sie die Teller rein Then they lick the plates clean Und putzen sich die Mäuler fein, And wipe their mouths fine Sie grüßen sich und sagen: They greet each other and say: Auf Wiedersehn in acht Tagen! See you in eight days!
Creating a marble sculpture Joey Marcella Link to full vid in comments
WOW
What happens to all the unused marble chunks?
chess sets?
Actually…if you want to know historically, I can supply an answer.
During the Renaissance, if it was quality marble, it was ground up into a coarse dust that was used as a pigment, a textural additive for paintings and reliefs. Some pressed it into chalk and crayon-like pastels. It’s the main ingredient in gesso canvas preparatory gloss and both Marmorino and Venetian plaster. If a poorer quality marble, it was used a composite stone (grout, mortar, early concrete) or paving additive. Stucco treatments were even made with it. It even had some medicinal applications, due to the fact that it contain calcium carbonate and other minerals.
Now it can be used to make carbon dioxide for carbonated beverages.
I was not prepared for that last line.
I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.
*dumps a box full of words on French’s front porch* You never came back for your shit.
Loanwords, loaned to the British Museum so
Would everyone like to know the best thing??? There are two types of borrowed word - loan words and calques. Loan words are words taken directly from the language i.e. tattoo, sushi, guillotine. Calques are words literally translated from the language before being borrowed i.e. beer garden, scapegoat, killer whale (incorrectly calqued, the original actually means whale killer which is a whole other post).
Did anyone notice the fun thing?
Loan word is a calque (German lehnwort lit. Loan+word) and calque is a loan word (French calque - tracing or imitation). Have a good day!
Anonymous asked:
What's the funniest comic art youve seen
Squeenched
Pov you’re looking at this batman from the front
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
“the end goal of fiction is (of course) to collectively identify and consume only the good things. good stories make you a good person and bad stories make you a bad person” you guys literally sound like the 2nd grade teacher who told my mom not to let me read the golden compass
not to swing the bat 360°, but i’ve seen a lot of weird, condescending nonsense on the other side of this as well
look, the end goal of strong literacy skills isn’t to have perfect taste and be right all the time. i frequently enjoy things that have objective flaws. i frequently fail to enjoy things that most people would consider flawless. sometimes, i fall for propaganda. sometimes, something makes me uncomfortable, or confused, and i have to pause to figure out why. that’s life!
the more comfortable you are navigating the relationship between what a story wants to say, what it is saying, and how that affects you, the easier your life will be. you are free to criticize the things you love and celebrate the existence of the things you hate.
i say this with all the compassion of a person who went through years of therapy for OCD—your gut reactions do not define you, and you don’t have to worry about The Bad Media turning you evil
Doll Hobby autobio comics! I wrote this a few months ago and finally got around to inking it, just for fun.
this is just yet another insight into my sick and twisted mind
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