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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

OP must have been eating seasonal fruits when they wrote this!

introducing my new therapy where you take shallow and ragged breaths like a terrified beast

a clever mind is fatal

have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍

Why so pattern - the noticer

fuckkkk i just went to the docter and they said i have so sucks disease and the only cure is to get.kicked to death :(

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents

I feed him rocks

まなてぃーなキセツなのです

It's the season of the manatee...

@staff Cunts

me and the bestie (redraw)

Looooool god is making an asp tree grow in my ribcage as punishment for my disobedience

ilove not letting cars gofirst when i cross thestreet like yesi'm have the right ofway, i'ma pedhead, a walkster, a socialburden, a slowbie, &i'm proud too . Go blowup in your little toys or whatever

webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

smoke and mirrors