Anonymous asked:
what are your thoughts on stab wounds?
sexual in any context
Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right
Anonymous asked:
have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, maybe I won't be an edgy faggot today?"
Received this ask January of 2017. Just needed to think about it for a bit. Answer is no.
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
introducing my new therapy where you take shallow and ragged breaths like a terrified beast
have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍
fuckkkk i just went to the docter and they said i have so sucks disease and the only cure is to get.kicked to death :(
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents
