Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
introducing my new therapy where you take shallow and ragged breaths like a terrified beast
have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍
fuckkkk i just went to the docter and they said i have so sucks disease and the only cure is to get.kicked to death :(
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents
my second cousin nick is a greek orthodox priest and he loves undertale
thats great man
Looooool god is making an asp tree grow in my ribcage as punishment for my disobedience
ilove not letting cars gofirst when i cross thestreet like yesi'm have the right ofway, i'ma pedhead, a walkster, a socialburden, a slowbie, &i'm proud too . Go blowup in your little toys or whatever
webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)
deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*






