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The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.
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well this was a fucking journey
you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked
Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle
Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s
He couldn’t kill me who else will he watch stay up all night watching Tik Tok compilations
