if you buy me flowers i swear i will love you forever and ever and ever
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.
ill buy you flowers <3
and i'll cry and cherish them forever
I have no idea what timeline is this, afterlife au, boromir lives au, I don’t care, I’ve read a bunch of fics lately and have 💕feelings💕 about Boromir having hopeless crush on Aragorn, sorry
hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
greeedybastard
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
Beware the ides of March.
it was a DISSERVICE that peeta didn't lose his leg in the movies and he was just so "clumsy" and weaker in the catching fire film & needed extra help but that was bc of his amputated leg!! and it makes it so much crueler and heartbreaking in CF! this poor 16 year old lost his leg in a political murder competition, and in the eyes of the capitol he (now 17-18) heals a bit & finds love and gets engaged and married and pregnant with his wife and THEY'RE SENDING HIM BACK. they're sending him to fight other capable, older, experienced, 90% non-disabled victors. people who know how to WIN and kill. the trauma! the devastation! the games disabled people (mentally & physically) and they just HOSTED ANOTHER ONE and sent them all back. it's such betrayal. because truly they obviously don't value the victors, as snow likes to make it seem, smothering them with attention and riches after their victory, but they are property of the capitol, for the capitol's entertainment alone(proven by the unwilling prostitution and quarter quell 3). you won your games, cool, doesn't matter, you're gonna go back and die this time.
Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip
“He(Sam) shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: 'I love him(Frodo). He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.'”
HOLY SHIT
Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
two hours before I get my bragging rights.
HAHA GET FUCKED YOU CAVEMEN
