Satan

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

I am the smartest person alive

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

I’m a beacon of knowledge

*with viruses dripping down my face* huh? wuh....?

There are plenty of sketchy subs on this site that would be preferable to get into

hi 🥺👉👈

what if jellyfish were just, like, really big. all the time

I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine

Fujiko in Rina Sawayama’s beautiful outfit she wore performing This Hell at Glastonbury

precalculus should be an adjective. precalculous -- the quality of being overly prepared. "His doomsday shelter was a little precalculous."

I just want to see fictional people in unspeakable agony, okay?

The extrovert friend taking their autistic buddies to the mall

Kittyyy :33

love pinning discord messages its like hanging them on the fridge

u go into someones house & their fridge is covered in sticky notes that say shit like “i got glass bones & paper skin every night i shatter my hog”

doodled a lil thing during a friend's playthrough of sdv with their (somewhat) questionable animal name choices and i think this is the best cow ive ever drawn

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me

this shit's easy

[ID: Two digital illustrations of Victor Frankenstein, depicted as a trim white man with dark hair pulled back, round glasses, a white dress shirt, purple vest, black cloth surgical apron, and elbow-length black gloves. In the first illustration, Victor is shown from the torso up, one wrist loose in front of him as he rolls his eyes and says, "I don't know why everyone says it's so hard to make friends in college." The second illustration zooms out to show the Creature lying on an operating table behind Victor. The Creature is depicted with deathly white skin, long, unkempt black hair, and visible stitches on his neck and shoulders. Victor grins smugly, eyes closed, one hand to his chest, and says, "I literally just made one." Chains in the background hold up the operating table. Both illustrations are cast in a green-blue light. End ID.]

musk’s new twitter strategy

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn