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no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings

yall already know what the fuck it is babey!!!!!!!!

More achievements? You bet!

this is what i was greeted with when i logged onto my friend’s realm today.

i am scared.

awwwww

Oh my god

Undertale routes now exist irl with the undertale merch they are:

Pacifist: you do not rip apart your undertale plushies to see the Easter egg

Neutral: you open the plushies but cut under the clothes so it’s not noticeable when you sew it back up

Genocide:

;-;

WAIT THATS A THING MY SANS HAS A SOUL????

Actually toriel has the soul, papyrus has the annoying dog, sans has this

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I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

what the fuck was i on last night

if you can’t do the timecraft don’t do the crimecraft

MA! THERES FERAL CATGIRLS IN THE BARN EATING THE CHICKENS AGAIN! GET THE GUN

nice

My guide on what to free and take, what not to free and take, and what to absolutely not interact with at all at Area 51:

If you find this fucker in a cage, leave him there, no matter how much his cute appearance may move you or if he promises to grant you any wish.

Kryptonite? Take some, we may need it in case a bullet proof alien goes on a rampage because the Joker killed his lover.

You can grab it if you want. It might get stuck to you if you share the DNA of this guy called Max, but don’t come after me if a Ctuhulu looking alien wants to kill your ass.

Speaking of Cthulhu...

don’t even THINK of opening this crate. Ya hear me?

Also, don’t even think of opening this thing either

Unless of course you want your face melted off by vengeful biblical spirits

Anyhow, you should open this guys cage. I know he looks scarier than the first one on the list, but srsly he’s not bad, looks are deceiving. FREE HIM

Hell yeah my dude, take that shit

If you happen to see this cute fella, don’t mind him. He’s doing his own thing moving stuff around. Just... don’t look into his eyes

And if you happen to see like, black gooey stuff that moves all weird and is seeking vengeance against a guy called Peter, I guess you could grab it. Fair warning that it bonds itself your skin. Just remember to give it chocolate k? (Also I wouldn’t recommend grabbing the red gooey stuff, it’s out for blood. WAY more than the black stuff already is)

And that should be it.

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Oh, aha... uh... this guy?

He’s probably on your side.

i wouldn’t test him tho

Area 51 raiders waking up after being tranquilized:  

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

What if Spinel found a full Spinel kindergarten on her way to earth?

this and the neapolitan ice cream post are twins

The… Neapolitan ice cream post…?

here’s one i found on google images

hey wait a minute the manhorse looks familiar-

This post is like being kneed in the groin multiple times.