Me: *Switches on bi lighting & hangs up pride flag*
Me: *Impatiently taps foot while looking at watch *
Where my fellow queers at??

Me: *Switches on bi lighting & hangs up pride flag*
Me: *Impatiently taps foot while looking at watch *
Where my fellow queers at??
Felt that it’s important to share videos like this too.
The world wants us to forget that they are people.
People who dance and play and smile just like you and I.
And it's important to share things like this, to remind them the world that they are human.
some examples of this from the replies of op’s tweet
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.
Perfectly executed joke, no notes
the thing about rhode island is that the locals are so absolutely out of their minds that these slogans from two well known and culturally significant restaurants dont register as something aliens would come up with
I can't not feel enraged when I see this. Gives a unique pain in the chest.
Heat map of US regions where “fuck” is a popular curse word.
The great American fuck-shell and anti-fuck core. A true national treasure.
I love that the entirety of California is red.
let utah say fuck
the milwaukee-chicago Fuck Enclave
Me: I'm a cool adult who's in touch with the youth and won't denigrate their slang.
The Youth: *use 'pos' to mean 'positive'*
Me: The lord is testing me.
Reminds me of this post I saw yesterday, didn't know what pos meant until just now. Still don't know what HJ is
Mind your business
no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.
Oh wow did not see that coming
What the actual fuck
Gonna start doing this irl. I'm asexual, but i can take one for the team
I mean stealing the wife of someone who stole a handicap spot isn't a bad idea.
GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING
Add the author’s reply, cowards!
I scrolled through the notes on this post and my favorite has to be one mockingly accusing Madeline Miller (a Latin and Greek teacher with a Masters in Classics) of needing to do research and she wasn’t a real writer like them.
Anyway when I read that line I immediately understood what she was trying to say.
Articles mentioned (I think, anyway…)
Honestly, the first time I saw this tweet, I laughed my tits straight into the ocean.
I know what ‘olive skinned’ (and thus variations on it) means, but the author taking the time to have a little laugh, acknowledge that it’s at least a bit funny, and drop some knowledge is appreciated.
And a double thanks to the person I reblogged from for linking the articles.
The thread is perfect as it is, but just in case
Left: traditional extraction using a capacho basket, right modern extraction using a cold press. One is greenish brown and the other is green.
In case you want to see what the author meant about that not beeing what she saw.
Bicon, Megan Fox geeking out over Jennifer's Body and its legacy.
Category 5 goobin out event
I'm totally normal about all this
I keep forgetting how much spike gets shoved around and humiliated after he gets the chip put in his head, and that at some point it bypasses his anger and triggers his innate desire to get shoved around and humiliated
I wrote this and then a couple of episodes comes the first time he fantasizes about buffy kissing him and it's literally just: spike says he wants her dead, spike gets beaten up and humiliated, spike fantasizes about getting beat up some more and the only difference is that then they make out
silly boy wanna be hurt
loves getting pinned and potentially penetrated from day 1
he continues asking her to hit him after this.....
GOSH I forgot how sexy this fucked up moment is