🤘💀🤘

i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

I need to sleep immediately but first

Make this break containment.

Oh yes, this needs to break containment.

im down to help this cause

here we go again

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

it was like this

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

Spider-Gwen

the notes are so right. You don't bother to check every egg until the day one is cracked.

One time I ran into Alice Cooper at my local grocery store and he was checking the eggs so you really do need to check every egg.

You don't check every egg, you end up like my partner - went to get an egg. Egg must have been cracked, b/c egg is stuck to carton. Partner squeezes just a smidge too tightly on egg with pre-existing structural flaw...

Eggsplosion.

Moral: check every egg.

(source)

I did not expect it to sound like a heartfelt wish to join the fae modeled in music

THE MOM IS RIGHT. DONT GET RID OF PHYSICAL MEDIA. YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT. DONT LET SPOTIFY CONTROL YOUR POSSESSIONS

Spotify regularly disables songs I love because they can't be bothered paying the license fees for Australia.

I buy physical copies of things. Then I stream them for convenience.

But I still have the thing.

Because, y'all, shit just goes away sometimes.

I bought a movie through VHX once, and forgot to download a local copy. And then VHX took down the storefront the independent movie was sold through.

And now I don't have the movie I fuckin' paid for. You know what I do have?

The physical poster for the movie I bought at the same time.

Fuck me. Keep your physical copies.

I buy physical

copies of things. Then I stream

them for convenience.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i think it could be cool to have a shrine to blastoise. like blastoise feels shrineworthy. actually venusaur is way more shrineworthy but thats a cold take

proof of concept

Hold on thought of something cool as shit gimme a minute

Make this dude the star wars verses spiderman

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

me when I'm giving birth to my triplets

so who...

who tryna be friends

Im sorry but when people do the 👉👈 thing it makes me die bc in american sign language putting your fingers together like that means gay sex

Im sorry

AKDKdkgksckfkJWKFKGKG

yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

after the initial shock of being plunged into the icy cold lake of seeing my childhood action figures caressing each others sweaty chests in a gentle, hidden moment after a battle, i’ve been able to get my wits about me and realize that yeah, i’m kinda with it

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

even if the artist were a human, there’s so much more to consider about a piece of art than just how it looks at a glance

i mean that’s a long perfectly straight line, was it done free hand? was it done in a single masterful stroke leaving the same thickness of paint the whole way through? are the edges of the line sharp enough to warrant the use of a magnifying glass if you were going to search for errors/rough spots?

and if the artist didn’t paint free hand, or if it were done in multiple strokes with different thicknesses of paint, or with purposefully rough and uneven edges, why?

what about the colour? the position of the line on the canvas? the width of the line? the choice of leaving the rest of such a large canvas blank? there’s so much to consider

and on top of all this sometimes the artist will be a snail