2023 NHL All-Star Weekend - Skills Competition | 02.03.23

i just asked spouse if he wanted to see something really stupid & hit play, now we can't stop laughing

MISSING PERSONS REPORT!!!!

missing: Carolina Hurricanes

last seen: New York City

description: can’t win away games

if found, please return to Rod Brind’Amour

My mom rating nhl players:

Mat Barzal : “He’s ugly.” “it’s gthat the one one you’re in love with?” “I like his nose” 7/10

Pierre Luc> “He’s neither pretty or ugly” “Prettier than Barzy” “He looks very american” “He looks british” 7/10 

Moritz Seider: “He’s gorgeous, way younger than the others, like 10 years younger” 9/10

Adam Boqvist: “The most handsome” “I would marry him” “Gorgeous smile” 10/10

Colton Parayko: “Why does they all look alike?” “He looks like an lumberjack” 8/10

Travis Konecny: “He’s not your type” “He’s got and different type of beauty” 9/10

Andrei Svechnikov: “He looks like and oatmeal without sugar” “Too watery” 8/10

Mitch Marner: “Ugly nose, beautiful eyes, feline eyes” “he’s gonna change a lot till 30″ “gorgeous eyes” 8/10

Ryan Graves: ‘Stares at his picture for 5 minutes and then “Don’t like him, he’s weird” 

Tyler Seguin: “ I would definitely marry him” “He’s a whore” “Only gets extreme skinny, blonde girls with high pitched laugh” 10/10

Nolan Patrick: “He’s weird” “Looks like a cat, like and feline” “I know he’s your favorite” “Jesus, why so many tattoos on his thighs?”  8/10

i think this is pretty accurate

me realizing today wasn’t a fever dream and they actually fired barry trotz

hmmm

Patrick’s little laugh in Young Volcanoes. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

experience isles hockey

we’re always safe with P&P Security

Elephant roller girl.

Little People elephant toy head on an Azone Pure Neemo body, skates by SK Couture.

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

Alex: Beanie Appreciation (x)

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐔𝐩: 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑 - 𝐀 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬 | 𝐒. 𝐀𝐡𝐨

➔ What happens when a minor mistake as a result of a bad day flips Y/N’s world entirely around - literally, by dumping her into an alternate universe where her biggest desires have become reality? Is it all too good to be true; and should she be more worried about how she is going to get home? Or is this new found world where she was meant to be all along?

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Please be true.

Please be true and work

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