Mat Barzal playing guitar 🎸

Y/N: If karma won't fuck you, I will.

Liam: Is this a pickup line or a threat?

Y/N: Both.

2023 NHL All-Star Weekend - Skills Competition | 02.03.23

i just asked spouse if he wanted to see something really stupid & hit play, now we can't stop laughing

MISSING PERSONS REPORT!!!!

missing: Carolina Hurricanes

last seen: New York City

description: can’t win away games

if found, please return to Rod Brind’Amour

My mom rating nhl players:

Mat Barzal : “He’s ugly.” “it’s gthat the one one you’re in love with?” “I like his nose” 7/10

Pierre Luc> “He’s neither pretty or ugly” “Prettier than Barzy” “He looks very american” “He looks british” 7/10 

Moritz Seider: “He’s gorgeous, way younger than the others, like 10 years younger” 9/10

Adam Boqvist: “The most handsome” “I would marry him” “Gorgeous smile” 10/10

Colton Parayko: “Why does they all look alike?” “He looks like an lumberjack” 8/10

Travis Konecny: “He’s not your type” “He’s got and different type of beauty” 9/10

Andrei Svechnikov: “He looks like and oatmeal without sugar” “Too watery” 8/10

Mitch Marner: “Ugly nose, beautiful eyes, feline eyes” “he’s gonna change a lot till 30″ “gorgeous eyes” 8/10

Ryan Graves: ‘Stares at his picture for 5 minutes and then “Don’t like him, he’s weird” 

Tyler Seguin: “ I would definitely marry him” “He’s a whore” “Only gets extreme skinny, blonde girls with high pitched laugh” 10/10

Nolan Patrick: “He’s weird” “Looks like a cat, like and feline” “I know he’s your favorite” “Jesus, why so many tattoos on his thighs?”  8/10

i think this is pretty accurate

me realizing today wasn’t a fever dream and they actually fired barry trotz

hmmm

Patrick’s little laugh in Young Volcanoes. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

experience isles hockey

we’re always safe with P&P Security

Elephant roller girl.

Little People elephant toy head on an Azone Pure Neemo body, skates by SK Couture.

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

Alex: Beanie Appreciation (x)

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐔𝐩: 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑 - 𝐀 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐬 | 𝐒. 𝐀𝐡𝐨

➔ What happens when a minor mistake as a result of a bad day flips Y/N’s world entirely around - literally, by dumping her into an alternate universe where her biggest desires have become reality? Is it all too good to be true; and should she be more worried about how she is going to get home? Or is this new found world where she was meant to be all along?