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Mrs. HudsontheBest

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Is Crowley gonna "go evil" in season 3, or is he going to be a miserable little dude

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Good Omens Season 3 opens with Crowley's wedding to Sadie. They make love passionately behind a screen for the rest of episode 1 while people dressed as enormous rabbits bring them jam sandwiches, and talk about the weather. Then Crowley gets eaten by goats and dies, and we never find out if he would have been good or evil, happy or sad, or indeed if he would have had anything else to do in Season 3. It will be frustrating for the audience, but very artistic.

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Yo, this might be a joke but speaking to you as a social worker who has worked in housing and homelessness services and food banks?

ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR RENT.

Food pantries are a punch in the nuts to your pride but they require WAY less hoops to jump through to get than the financial side of housing assistance. Also, there is often going to be MORE RESOURCES AVAILABLE for you when it comes to food assistance of MULTIPLE TYPES (food stamps/ebt, places that double said EBT, food pantries, places that just give away free food like soup kitchens, places that give away their leftovers from the day before etc) rather than housing assistance which are neither numerous nor are people likely to apply for.

I personally have used food pantries. I may have to use them again. They are there to help you for that reason, okay? Please fucking choose to pay your rent until we can abolish landlords and live on mutual aid.

Stay housed. Do you hear me, if this choice happens, seek mutual aid or charity for food and STAY HOUSED. Statistically, it is better to take the hit to your pride, go ask for food assistance, and sleep in your bed and eat that food in your home because coming back from losing said home is going to be so much harder that recovering from food insecurity is.

ITS FUCKED UP THAT WE HAVE TO CHOOSE BUT PLEASE TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OK? JUST TRUST ME.

(Also your friends are more likely to be able to help you with food than they are with rent. Just truth.)

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feefal

Amanita galactica✨ it was first discovered in 2020, and she’s basically a goth fly agaric with a way cooler name. It received its name due to the white spots against the black cap resembled specks of stars in the galaxy.

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You remember how I told everyone the plot of Season 2 before it aired?

(Everyone tries to remember and then shakes their heads.)

That's right. I didn't. I spent several years going "wait and see". And you waited and you saw.

I'm not going to reveal any of the plot of Season 3, either. So there's really no point in asking me to make things happen, or to tell me what you do or you don't want to happen. I'm not going to.

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flamie-42
Chuuya: Dazai come here I need your help
Dazai: what’s up
Chuuya: *gestures frantically at computer screen*
*five minutes later*
Kyouyou: boys have you finished the mission report
Dazai and Chuuya: *crying in corner pointing at computer screen*
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marragurl

Listen. Look. I know- I know that this is in no way true and that Wriothesley’s real crime is probably something serious, like idk the bribing case or he killed someone idk-

POINT IS THO-

It would be fucking hilarious if it’s not something that serious and is instead one of Fontaine’s stupid rules, like the flying object one

I propose it’s the naming a pet after Furina

Like, imagine if you will

Wriothesley taking in some stray husky and naming it Furina because believe me- I’ve seen so many huskies and they are such playful stupid boys.

No thoughts, they just silly despite looking menacing - oh hi Furina parallel of being an archon but being an absolute silly (I love her so much-)

You cannot tell me it wouldn’t be hilarious if he named his pet husky Furina - and it’s not even a puppy, but a full grown dog - and that’s why he gets arrested

Neuvillette is dead silent during his trial? He’s in deep thoughts because of how serious it is?- wrong

He’s trying to stop busting out laughing because Furina is obviously the prosecutor of this case, but anytime someone mentions her name in the opera house during the trail, Furina the husky starts barking and happy tail wagging and doing cute dog things and it infuriates Furina that a dog is getting more attention than her

Wriothesley admits guilt because he straight up didn’t know that was a law and “my bad lady Furina” and that’s why Furina hates him now and thinks he’s boring.

And Wrio just accepts it and moves on.

Furina the husky is being kept with Neuvillette because Furina the husky is still somehow better behaved and actually listen to Neuvillette better than his actual archon.

(And he misses Wrio and the husky reminds him of him shhhh)

Even better idea:

Wriothesley’s constellation is Cerberus right?

Imagine he has THREE huskies (how does it feel to live my dream???) and he names each one “Fu” “Ri” and “Na” because he never claimed to be the most original

So when he’s out and they all run away to play in the park he just yells “FURINA” and they all run back and that’s how he gets arrested

The whole trial is trying to figure out if any of his actions are actually illegal since no “one” pet is named “Furina” but the trail goes on too long and it’s been hours since he’s last had his tea so Wrio just admits guilty to finish the trial.