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@sherlockgracie

She/He/They | Musician/Composer | Creator of the Unconventional Heroes TTRPG Superpower system

Unconventional Heroes

Hello everyone who sees this !  I am going to be using this website as a place to log characters, ideas, lore, possibly art and other things related to the Superpower TTRPG system I created aptly named, Unconventional Heroes. I created this many years ago, I don’t remember exactly when, but I have been working it on my own with the help of playtesting with friends and such. I finally am in a place where I want to start sharing this stuff with the actual public, so here it is! I should probably figure out a place to publish the rulebook or something, but I’ll get to that when I get to it. Anyways, if you ever have any questions, please feel free to ask away, I’d love to answer!

Unconventional Heroes PDF View Yeah here is this, have fun with it. I am open to all suggestions about it. And if you make a character or something with it, feel free to tag me or something? I’m still not 100% sure how Tumblr works.

No, love. Not every single character has to have a romantic partner to be interesting. It is okay for characters to end up alone. Or not have romantic experiences at all. No matter their sexuality. Aromantic and Asexual characters can exist and be a good representation of the queer community. Not only gay couples represent queer struggle.

That's all. Thanks.

Anonymous asked:

demiro culture is being somewhat annoyed to hear your friends talk about romance constantly and ask you for romance advice, mainly because these crushes aren't anything deeper than a physical attraction

hi, i understand this was almost certainly a vent, and likely this was not meant with any ill intent. however, I feel it is very important to state that romantic or platonic attraction is not "deeper" than physical attraction, and romantic attraction can be based on a false perception. i've absolutely encountered all of these in "not deep" ways, and that is okay.

while it is common to believe that attraction based on physical attributes is "shallow" and therefore lesser, or "bad", I really would like for folks to question why that is. if you consider yourself to be sex positive and body positive - is it helpful to treat physical attraction as some base instinct that debases the bodies of those who we may feel attracted to? or is that playing into sex negativity - in treating attraction as bad - and body negativity - in treating bodies as inherently lesser for someone's perception of that body?

there is no moral attribute to attraction. period. if you immediately jumped to "but what if -", i'd like for you to please step back and consider if that instinct actually helps the people you feel are harmed by that attraction. if you believe that your attraction is better, more moral, etc. because you're approaching it from a demiromantic perspective, I'm very concerned that you are approaching your aromanticism through the lens of actively harmful attitudes of sex negativity.

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happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

it's literally insane to me that if you steal enough televisions you can go to prison forever. like we effectively go "okay your life is less important to me than a panasonic TV". we literally value property more than human life

ok so this post is insane right? like the concept of imprisoning someone forever because they've stolen TVs is really crazy right. ok now replace "televisions" and "panasonic TV" with FOOD. you can go to prison forever if you steal food to survive. if you literally are like "i'm going to starve to death if i don't steal this food" and then get caught enough you can go to prison forever.

Prisons are inherently and ideologically unethical. Prisons exist to house society's undesirables and create a slave labor force that is legal. The "violent offender that needs to be housed away from society" is a myth used to proliferate this concept. Criminality is a symptom of social inequity and can be solved with better social and economic infrastructure. Abolish prisons.

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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

>JOHN KARKAT

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

okay yall i need suggestions. i’m on my barbie movie hype (all pink everything right now) BUT the event tomorrow the theme is night of 1000 brennan lee mulligans right? and i can’t NOT dress on theme. but i’m limited by what i actually own (a lot of femme-y clothing items) and what i want to wear generally (pink. so much pink. only pink).

what should i do for my look tomorrow? i have a black polo shirt and a denim shirt which i can work with i think. i’m bringing my sibling rivalry fan (which is signed by bob and monet so i HAVE to) which is like hot pink and dark purple. so that’s kind of what i’m working with. which brennan look should i pull from?

my other thought is- characters PLAYED by brennan which opens up basically any dimension 20 npc, which gives me way WAY more options

pls consider: aelwyn abernant-inspired look. she’s at the top of the ‘d20 npcs that’d go hard for the barbie movie’-list for me

you win because i AM doing aelwyn, easiest considering the clothes i own (like, a lot of pink and denim shorts) and also i am totally So Normal about her and adaine

hey! hi! I don't know how well tumblr takes to game announcements (especially ones for ~3 decade old PCs), but…

a couple nights ago I released WordHopper, a little arcade-like word game for pentium-era PCs running DOS (or Windows 9x, though ymmv).

it's $2 (minimum $1), and can be purchased here! there's also a demo you can try out in DOSBox, on real hardware, or online (NOTE: click the dosbox window as soon as possible to avoid a loud, short sound- I don't know how to fix that, sorry!)

thank you!

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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

On it boss!!

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[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

So I'm the one who asked about the beans in the English breakfast a day ago and I was reading the notes and-- what the actual fuck is black pudding? Never heard of it, not sure I even want to know, but now I feel bad for missing ANOTHER thing in the English breakfast.. also my dad devoured the food before my mom could say "beans are off, love" but we will remember it for next time!

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I will let someone in the notes describe and explain Black Pudding. Someone will take joy in it.

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@dduane called upstairs and told me: "Neil's got one for you!"

Well, maybe not me specifically, but here goes... :->

Black pudding is the Irish / UK name for a sausage made with blood - pig, cow or sheep - rather than chopped or minced meat as the main ingredient, forms of which are found in cuisines all over the world.

Black pudding can be long or short, straight or curved ("stick" or "ring"), and sometimes even a cake or terrine.

The "pudding" part, which USAians associate with a sweet dessert, comes from the French word "boudin" (boudin noir is French blood sausage) and seems to have something to do with "edible material inside a wrapper" - the wrapper may also be edible, like the skin on a sausage or black pudding...

...and the suet crust of a steak-and-kidney pudding...

...or inedible like the cloth or bag used for a boiled pudding. This is how Christmas puddings used to be made, hence Dickens writing that the Cratchit house smelled like a laundry, and why traditional images show them as spherical with a sprig of holly on top.

Black puddings are also boiled before going on sale, so they're actually cooked and ready-to-eat, though I've never heard of anyone hereabouts doing so.

Usually they become an ingredient in a recipe such as this salad (one of DD's Middle Kingdoms dishes)...

... or appear sliced as part of a fry-up.

The black puddings I'm most familiar with (Irish / UK) mostly use pig-blood, oats or barley and various herbs and spices. They're a standard part of a Full Irish Breakfast / Ulster Fry - just the sort of thing to start a day that involves ploughing a 40-acre field behind two Shire horses, though perhaps best eaten infrequently if just sitting at a desk.

This is pretty close to the sort of Ulster Fry I grew up with, including the black pudding...

...though there should also be a slice of white pudding (minced pork, oats or barley, spices) and that ordinary fried bread, nice though it looks, would be a half farl of soda and a couple of farls of potato bread instead.

(For those familiar with a Full English Breakfast and wondering "Why no baked beans?", AFAIK there should never be beans with an Ulster Fry since, unlike everything else, they can't be fried - which, as the name suggests, is the whole point...)

Black puddings were used as weapons (!) for "the Yorkshire martial art of Ecky Thump" (!!) in an episode of 1970s comedy show "The Goodies"; this is the notorious episode where a TV viewer died of laughter...

There are regional variants of black and white pudding all over these islands: Stornoway black pudding from Scotland, Pwdin Du from Wales, Bury black pudding in the Midlands, Hog's Pudding in the West Country and so on.

Perhaps the best known Irish black pudding variant is "drisheen" from Cork and Limerick; its signature herb is tansy, and oatmeal rather than barley gives a softer texture than regular pudding.

Cork and Limerick were major Viking settlements, so I wonder if there's some association between drisheen with tansy and Scandinavian blood sausages with marjoram and other herbs.

That notion was first prompted by Frans Bengtsson's well-researched novel "The Long Ships"; Michael Meyer's excellent translation is the usual English version.

There, black pudding - or at least blood sausage "with thyme in it" - provokes a tearful emotional response from two hard-bitten Vikings who, after several years as slaves then mercenaries in Andalusian (Muslim) Spain, get their first taste of Real Grub at King Harald Bluetooth's Yule feast.

The book version's a bit long, but you can get the picture (hah!) from a couple of frames of the graphic novel.

Wild boar, bread cakes and fried turnips were carried in, but when the blood-sausage came, Orm and Toke got tears in their eyes. "That scent is best of all!" "There's thyme in it..."
"Please, if it's not against Harald's orders, could we have some more? For seven years we've been eating vegetables in the land of the Andalusians. We've missed seven Yules-worth of blood-sausage!"

Back in 1987, I felt the same way about foods from home after only 6 months in Los Angeles - and yes, one of those foods was black pudding...