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My scribbles cover a wide range of topics, and some of those topics are fetishes or paraphilia related. I don't plan to post anything explicit here, but some of the pictures could still be considered NSFW or at least risqué.

So if you're a minor, I will soft-block you if you follow me. It's nothing personal, I promise! You're probably a neat and valid individual and totally worthy of friendship and love. It's just that you're also less than half my age, and I worry that there can be legal issues if little Johnny develops a thing for pregnant guys after seeing one of my pictures.

(I recognize that it's a bit out of my control once a picture has been reblogged, but I can at least do my best at the source.)

Alola o’e

What's a Rhett Khan without an Alternate Universe?

Deep's other version of Rhett is a lonely god of paradise, able to create anything but intelligent life ... so he invites people from other worlds to visit him in their dreams. In exchange for their company, they can relax and enjoy his blessings - perhaps a bit of growth for themselves. Come join him - there's still room on the hammock, for now.

“Let me tell you about your life~”

Rhett Khan, a Solgaleo morph belonging to @deepdoughbeast​. With the swirling patterns in his faceplate, he can be a very convincing talker ... to the point that even reality follows his commands in a peaceful trance.

Turned Reo's tiger, Marko, into an Arcanine for fun.

"According to this old map I found, the artifact we're seeking is in the Sinjoh Ruins. Let's get going!"

Usually the name Dumas is pronounced "due-MAH," but this sadsack Poochyena usually hears it as "dumbass."

Here, he finds out why his "priDEMONth" meme shirt was so cheap online.

"All right, everyone, first batch of burgers is about ready!"

Just a pleasant day in the park, enjoying a group barbecue for the various Pokemon, er … breeders. (A little late for Father's Day, but oh well.)

... I may have misconstrued the meaning of “Pride” month.

Confidence was never really my strong suit anyway ...

Castform’s Big Naturals

File this one under "What the fuck, Luprand."

Hauke Vervloet, werewolf ninja

For my roommate's Fabula Ultima campaign. Hauke (how-kuh) is a novice ninja from a village nestled among the Taishan Mountains, protected by the Earth Crystal from the ravages of a shattered planet. Swift and agile, he's also skilled with spirit magic and handy with a bow. He's been tasked by the village elder with gathering information about the state of the world, though his reports home via Whisperweed are just as often baffling as they are useful.

Originally he was going to be more of a dour and solemn character, but five minutes into the first session he turned out to be much more of a Yuffie than a Shadow or Edge: chipper and naive, with a tendency to say disconcerting things in an exuberant tone ("Yes, sensei, we've arrived in the city of the Water Crystal. It's absolutely beautiful! I am so wet right now!" "Radikai has been helping me learn how to play Triple Tetra Quad Master. I have no idea how it works and it's so much fun!").                                    

I blame Feral for the idea of paternity fashion models.

It's been a few years, and I'm a little more gray, so here's a new ref sheet. Might as well bring the old cibimagica abilities, for the heck of it. (I should probably expound further on that at some point ...)

"Hello to all our fans just joining us - we're here at Go-Go-Gogi, enjoying their all-you-can-eat Korean Barbecue!" "It's amazing stuff! You should all check it out when you get the chance. Look at this high-quality beef!" "And the veg is top-notch too. I never met a kabocha I didn't like, but I think I found my fave!" "Big shout-out to the staff here, be-tee-dubs. They seated us right by the kitchen so our orders get here fast and our server doesn't get in anyone else's way." "Oh yeah! And Romy here has been an absolute champ keeping up with our appetites for the past hour. Wanna say hi to our followers, Romy?" "... uh, okay ... hiiiii from Go-Go-Gogi~ ... do you want refills on your drinks? I'm gonna switch out for a break soon, and Eunjin will take over as your server." "That'd be great! Go ahead and enjoy that break, you more than earned it!" "We're Luke and TJ, thanks for sharing our table! ... now to try the seasoned steak ..." I think werewolves would do the most amazing mukbang streams.

Anyone else ever get threatening vibes from these lyrics?

(Bare Naked Ladies, "One Week")

<Cen Cooper>: Hey, Ruki, are you on lunch right now? <Ruki Acier>: In fact I am. What's on your mind? <Cen Cooper>: I'm helping out with some landscaping over in Summer Springs. Mind if I come over and say hi? <Ruki Acier>: Feel free. Shall I meet you in the courtyard? <Cen Cooper>: Head up to the roof instead, eh? Your building's right by the Giants' Causeway if I remember right. <Ruki Acier>: Ah, héhé, it's THAT sort of landscaping help. I will see you soon!

Cen is a bit of a size shifter, when he remembers.

Background source: JLidd24 on Morguefile.                                    

Commonly confused words: wanton vs. wonton.

Nemuru (眠る) - to sleep. Mujina (貉) - badger. Nemujina (ネムジナ) - sleepy badger.

(Should I have used a Japanese badger instead of an American one? Probably.)

Only took me, what, twenty years to get around to making a proper reference sheet for Pyro. Considering I first created him as part of a roleplay with someone who is now deceased ... well, no time like the present. Originally from a planet in the Sirius-Procyon Federation, as a baby Pyro wound up being sent to Earth as part of a Planetary Cataclysm Evacuation Drill gone very, very wrong ("What do you mean, you pushed the launch button?!"). A suburban couple took him in and raised him as their own, naming him Dexter Rexburg. Being short, fat, nerdy, and an alien wolf meant that Dex was bullied a lot as a kid. It wasn't until high school that he had a proper growth spurt and developed his fire powers - and even then, he only graduated to being ignored most of the time. Burning with a passion to protect the innocent (and just kind of burning in general), Dex decided to become a superhero! Alas for him, the nearest city uses superheroes and villains as more of a tourism draw than anything, so his actual heroic deeds are limited and not very noteworthy. Still, even as the sarcastic straight-man of the League, he keeps his hopes up for the chance to burn bright ...                                    

Is this what a midlife crisis feels like

"You could have stopped it." -- Grandma

Fan art of the Grandmapocalypse from @orteil42 's Cookie Clicker, for some reason I can't explain.

Did you know? In the first demo of Pokemon 2 (later known as Gold and Silver versions), the starting town was originally named Silent Hill. Its location on the map was based on the Japanese city of Shizuoka, whose name translates roughly as "quiet hills," so it made a sort of sense.

Thanks to another game that came out just a little earlier, the developers later renamed it to New Bark Town.