Thought that was the ship of ONE...TWO...THREESEUS ah hah hah hah *thunder*
[ID: An image of a children's toy pirate ship, captioned "Last voyage of the Demeter" by tinabuttajelly on twitter. On the toy pirate ship, Count von Count of Sesame Street fame is perched in the crow's nest.]
When we admit people to the hospital, we ask if they have any particular anxieties, concerns, or fears they want us to know, and most people say no or they’ll say something related to their disease process or some logistics about being admitted. But one guy said he was worried about the ghosts of people who died in the hospital. I don’t know how actionable that is, but by god do I respect it as an answer
it's also. frankly. an extremely funny thing to see written in a patient's chart.
THEIR GRANDMOTHERS SET THEM UP FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE~!
#reverse gifts of the magi
Every night my cat will leave her throne (fluffy pink pillow on my bed) and begin her lamentation shift, during which she will wander throughout the house wailing about the horrors and how unloved she is and the injustice of it all. After about 10 minutes of this I will call her name and she will come slowly back into my room and crawl up the bed to gently headbutt me, meowing excitedly at the return of her loving mother who, it must be stressed, never moved.
never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick
Things that use ironically inappropriate fonts for sayings are some of my favourites
Most species evolving: “If I stretch these bones and maybe squeeze these close I can achieve my goals and survive!”
Ichthyosaur: “HRNNNNGH MORE BONES”
hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun
observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun
conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact
hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation
I decided to do a deer spirit cross stitch design for each season, here's Autumn!
June 11, 2023
Quilting by Marty Kotter
Grange Insurance Audubon Center - Columbus OH
He's got the power of LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And stubbornness.
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Halloween costume idea what about a slutty nurse but like based on a modern nursing uniform. like scrubs
like booty scrubs and then like. somehow make crocs serve cunt?
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
