the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
very odd
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
how do you all feelin about cheating on someone? I can not stand this shit. If you love someone they should be the only person you thing about. There is no excuse for cheating. You just can not land in some girls vagina or hop on other dicks by accident like wtf?? If you lose feelings for that person tell the truth dont go and make some stupid mistake. How can you live with the feeling you hurt somebody’s feelings and made them heartbroken? No wonder a lot of people nowadays have trust issues.. If you do this I am sorry but you are a piece of shit.
- feelmedarling
broken thoughts (via br-o-ken-poetry)
I’m sorry I haven’t been well. And I can’t promise that I will be. But I am still here.
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
Those the vibes I be
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing
*applause for good parents*
when my wife proposed, I called my dad and he congratulated us and then asked me to give her the phone. He said something, she laughed hysterically and hung up. He said “Now, I don’t know how all this works and all, but don’t go getting each other pregnant too soon.” smh I LOVE MY DAD <3
I wish
I envy these parent/child relationships compared to my below the Bible Belt parents who still tell their friends, who know but ignore, I haven’t found the right guy yet when I’ve been with my girlfriend for three years.
